Family Feud asked 100 people, “Name one thing people do to imitate a dog?” Big Jim was convinced he knew the last answer on the board. Therefore he told Steve Harvey, “I probably shouldn’t say this with my kids here, but how about Doggy Style?”
After the host checked to make sure that his three sons were OK with what their dad just said, he wanted to see if that position, I mean, answer was on the board. Sadly, the 100 people surveyed need to broaden what they do in bed. Maybe if they did that would’ve been up there. I know that is the #1 way I imitate a dog. Well actually #2, I am #1 at being a B!tch.
Family Feud asked 100 single women, “Name something you would hate to fall out of your date’s underwear?” Derrick was quick to buzz in, “Doo doo!” As soon as he realized what he just said, he, along with the audience, started to crack up. That was the #2 answer on the board, so Mary went with, “condom.” That was the third answer on the board. Personally, I think that both should have been #1. Because I would dump a guy if I saw a dump come out of his underwear. Wouldn’t you?
Then it was up to the Phillips family to try and Tasha said, “A fake member.” When that wasn’t up there, Victor Jr said, “Well Steve, she said the fake one, I guess they wouldn’t want the real one falling out either.” I say depends how big it is. Sadly though that answer wasn’t up there either.
What is wrong with people? Those are all good answers.
Steve Harvey has been known to crack up uncontrollably on Family Feud, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen him lose it during the Fast Money round. That all changed with one question, a question that would make any man laugh so hard to avoid crying. What was it? He asked David Jr, “Name a part of a man’s body that if hair were ripped from it it might cause him to cry?” The contestant being a man guessed, “his pen!s.” Even though the answer was expected, Harvey couldn’t control himself. He asked the producers to pause the game, so he could get his composure back. Once he did, he went on with the rest of the round.
Which was a good thing for the Clowes family because they wound up winning the $20,000.
Steve Harvey asked Tarak on Family Feud, “We talked to 100 men, admit it, just once you would like to tell your wife, she’s what?” He didn’t hesitate, even though he knew this answer was going to get him in trouble, as he smiled and said, “She’s fat.”
You see, the reason why it took a lot of balls for him to answer that question that way, is not only was wife standing next to him, she is also very pregnant. He knew that, but he still thought it was a good answer even though the host tried to explain to him it wasn’t worth the money.
Tarak didn’t learn his lesson because later on on the show, Harvey asked, “Name a kind of place that might have mirrors installed on the ceiling.” Mike buzzed in, but then decided not to answer the question. Tarak barely waited for Harvey to call on him before he yelled out, “Strip club!”
Things are going to be real awkward between Tarak and Sneha when they get home. Money or no money.
Family Feud wanted to know, “Give me another name for mistress?” Sandy knew the answer, so she hit the buzzer like a married man would hit his mistress. When Steve Harvey pointed at her to tell him what she thought that word was, she proudly guessed, “Your whore!” She didn’t second guess herself and held her head up high as everyone laughed. Was she right? Believe it or not, it was the second highest answer on the board. How was it not #1?
Now, what makes this answer even more incredible that came from Miss Sandy, is the fact that she is a Church-going Librarian. The influence that Fifty Shades of Grey has had on libraries is starting to show its effects. I like it.
