Ellen DeGeneres is suddenly “feeling under the weather”, so she asked Miley Cyrus to fill in for her. The Voice coach jumped at the offer to help out her friend and who know what will come of it.
Maybe someone will ask her to host her own talk show. You definitely won’t know what will come out of her mouth and she proves on tomorrow’s show that she is a natural at hosting.
Even though Diane Keaton has dated a slew of men when she was younger, she is not dating anyone now. Because of that, she told Ellen DeGeneres that she is “sexually frustrated.” Then the Oscar winner asked the host if she knows what it feels like. When the happily married host told her, she didn’t, Annie Hall said, “But I do. I know what it feels like and it is not good.”
As the women continued to talk about it. Ellen reassured her she could get another lover. To which the 70 year old asked her, “But who’s going to ask me, to be, their lover?”
There you have it networks, the perfect show. Who Wants to Be Diane Keaton’s Lover? It would be the wackiest and most awesome dating show since Rock of Love with Bret Michaels. Seriously, someone needs to make this happen ASAP. Could you imagine how amazing it would be? You never know what is going she is going to say next. Especially if she has some wine in her. So make sure the fridge is packed with something from her vineyard and liquor store ice, and you will be set with a ratings smash like you have never seen before.
BTW am I the only who wants to be her friend? She seems like she would be so much fun to hang out with.
Liev Schreiber is on Ellen today and the daytime host made him down shots of Justin Timberlake’s Tequila. Why? She was hoping that if she gave him enough alcohol, he would show off his dance moves. It didn’t work.
But she got him to admit that after his sons and him are done taking a bath, the three of them do the “Willy Dance,” which is exactly what it sounds like. After he said that, Ellen DeGeneres needed a shot. Then when he told her, “It is a way to dry off, you know, you chafe down there if you don’t get dry,” it caused her to drink again.
Too bad both of them weren’t tipsy enough for him to show off his “Willy Dance.” That is something I know I want to see. So I am sending a shout out to Channing Tatum to cast him in Magic Mike 3 so that we can see it! I’d pay to see them all do the “Willy Dance” on the big screen. Wouldn’t you?
Talking about the big screen, doesn’t Schreiber sound just like Dustin Hoffman?
For centuries men have been shaving their faces and now according Kym Douglas women are doing it too. In fact, she demonstrated how she does it on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Why does she do it twice a week? She says not only does it get rid of the fuzz, it also helps to remove dead skin cells.
I don’t know about you ladies, but I will stick with shaving below the neck and exfoliating my face. No way I am ever going to shave my face. Will you do it?
Mila Kunis and Kristen Bell are on Ellen today to talk about their movie Bad Moms and Ellen DeGeneres wanted to know if they plan on having any more kids. Veronica Mars said no, but Jackie said yes. Then the host wanted to know if she was trying. Kunis thought that was her way of her trying to find out if Ashton Kutcher are her having sex. Mila was embarrassed by the question and the two blondes wouldn’t let it go. Eventually Mrs Kutcher admitted sex with her husband is great. Which is what we all imagined anyways! Right?
