Diane Keaton met Chris Martin at Ellen DeGeneres’ 60th birthday party and she is in love! So much so, she is willing to give up her optional sexless life for him if he offered! Should he offer? Of course he should! She has been with the best and can teach him a thing or two or much more than that because after all she is Diane Keaton! The coolest cat on the block!
Although I do have to disagree with her about Al Pacino. He was never ever sexy. And personally neither is Chris Martin, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Finally, who doesn’t want to be friends with Keaton? She says what is on her mind and doesn’t care what anyone thinks. Plus, what she says is so awesome. She is just Diane freaking Keaton!
Will & Grace, Roseanne and Murphy Brown all got revivals, and today Ellen DeGeneres asked Jerry Seinfeld on her show if was up for bringing his sitcom back for at least one more season? Can the show about nothing become something again? All he told her in his whiny voice, “It’s possible.” With that the audience went wild and he was never able to say but.
Maybe this will be the push he needs to make it happen. He tells NBC he is in and they will give him a straight-to-series pickup. Only thing is, Julia Louis Dreyfus is still healing from her chemotherapy to fight breast cancer and she still has another season of Veep to shoot. That and have we forgiven Michael Richards for using N-word? Well, at least he has Jason Alexander, so do you need anyone besides those two? Revival on!
Do you want to see more episodes of Seinfeld or are you still pissed off about the painfully awful series finale that was so bad it killed Frank Sinatra?
Ellen DeGeneres loves to scare people, and she found a new way to make her old one even scarier. We have all seen her have someone suprisingingly jump out of the ottoman as she interviewing a celebrity, but she did something different with John Krasinski.
She challenged him to a staring contest. Just as his concentration was fully on her, a Freddy Krueger look alike jumped out and scared the pee out of him. Which means that all actors should wear Depends when they are on the show because it will save them a lot of embarrassment later on. Although, did Krasinki have room for them in those tight pants?
After watching the trailer for his movie A Quiet Place, I do not think she scared him enough.
Ellen DeGeneres wanted to get to know Sean Puffy P Diddy Combs aka Love a little better, so she asked him some questions like what is the craziest place he has ever had sex? After 25 seconds of deep thought and penetrating his memories, he wanted a pass on that one. She would not accept that, so he told her he made a bathroom at Nobu (a sushi restaurant) his own to stuff the sushi roll. I wonder if he used seaweed as a condom? Too far?
The next and last question was what song gets stuck in his head? You would think it would be something from Beyonce or his ex Jennifer Lopez and you would be far off. It is actually And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going from Dreamgirls. He did not tell the daytime host which tune it was, he just sang it for. While he is no Jennifer Holiday, he is not that bad either. Maybe it is time for him to do a Broadway musical instead of just a stage play.
We knew that Jack died within the first few episodes of This Is Us, but we did not know how until this past Sunday night. While we just found out, how long did the cast know about it? Ellen DeGeneres asked Milo Ventimiglia that very thing. He revealed to her that he kept the secret for about a year and a half. He said, “[Dan] Forgelman, our creator, he let us know, Mandy and I, and everyone else knew about it.”
How does he feel that is out there? In one word “relieved.” Imagine all the people who have come up to him, for the last year and a half, and wanted to know more. He probably wanted to tell them and couldn’t. Same goes for the rest of the liars, I mean cast!
Another thing Ventimiglia told the daytime talk show host is how they filmed that fire scene. They built a replica of the house in remote area for safety and security. Why for security? Because that house was really on fire and the actors came real close to the flames. Before you freak out and think that Ventimiglia could have met the same fate as Jack, it was all contained by a special effects crew. It was terrifying to film, but it was safe to do so. Because of that realism, our hearts were racing almost as much as his when he went back in to that house to save the dog, Kate’s stupid audition tape (I blame her) and the photo albums. CGI does not have the same effect as the real thing and boy did that episode feel real. Ask my bedroom trash can that is full of used tissues from the last two episodes of This Is Us.
How many tissue boxes did you go through? I went through a whole box during those scenes with Mandy Moore and Gerald McRaney.
