MySpace (Eli Roth) and WireImage (Kanye West)
Who knew that when ABC announced that they were remaking V that dating snakes would be the hottest trend? Well looks like it is because in the last week we saw both Eli Roth and Kanye West showing off their reptile girlfriends. So who has the hotter one, the Inglourious Basterd or the plain old bastard? Hands down that goes to The Bear Jew’s girl PETA because we all know where Amber Rose has been and no one but her wants Kanye to tap that. So ewwww. They say that Eli makes torture porn movies, but seeing Kanye and Amber walking the red carpet like that is torture for me and not in a porn way…
Eli Roth, who is critiqued for his violence in movies Hostel and Hostel 2 (which I don’t get), directed and is starring in a PSA for PETA to tell people to report any violence they see happening towards animals because that abuse might lead to future crimes against humans. What The Bear Jew is saying is absolutely true because research has proven that there is a link between animal abuse and serial killers, Ted Bundy, David Berkowitz aka the Son of Sam and Jeffrey Dahmer all abused or killed animals at some point in their lives. Maybe if someone took the time to report the heinous crimes that they did to animals they would not have become the murders they became? So if you see some sicko hurting a poor innocent dog or cat or mouse, report the crime ASAP. You never know who you might be stopping.
Now on a lighter side, whoever thought we would we see Eli with a bigger prosthetic snake than the one we saw him with between his legs when he was promoting Hostel 2???
DON’T WATCH THE CLIP IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN IB AND PLAN TO!
(And if you haven’t seen it yet, WTF are you waiting for?)
via the Inglourious Basterds Facebook page!
I think by now everyone knows that Hitler dies at the end of Quentin Tarantino’s WWII masterpiece Inglourious Basterds and I have been wondering what he would’ve thought of the way QT changed history up. I know I personally I loved that Eli Roth shot the sh!t out of him, but looks like The Fuhrer doesn’t exactly agree with me.
Seriously that is one of the funniest things I have seen in a while! The angrier he got, the harder I laughed!
UPDATE: So what does The Bear Jew think about this bloody Brilliant video? Here is what he told me, “I have never been more proud. I’ll take an angry Adolph over a shiny Oscar any day.” I personally would love to see Eli get a shiny Oscar, but seeing Hitler angry is not too drab!!!
Before Eli Roth was getting rave reviews for his acting role as The Bear Jew in Inglourious Basterds, he was given the title “Worst Extra Ever” in The Mirror Has Two Faces. Seriously, how much has his acting improved since he did that 1996 movie back when he was 23 years old. BTW he still looks the same, but his hair is styled better now!
Eli Roth aka The Bear Jew spent his Saturday getting wrapped up by a big snake and totally making out with it. Kind of sounds like how I spent my Saturday, but he did his for a good cause! The Inglourious Basterd is doing a video for PETA and the Boston native previewed the PSA for The New Yorker. When the writer/director turned actor was asked to do the PSA by PETA he wanted to use his friend’s Python, but he was told he they could not use live exotic animals. So he called the makeup artist, Greg Nicotero who worked with him on Cabin Fever and Hostel 2 and created that beautiful big d!ick that he modeled for a photoshoot and asked him he had a big snake (not the one that goes between your legs) that he could use. Lucky for him the body was available, but the head wasn’t so Greg made one just for him. Eli went in and got to intimately know the snake that he will have such a passionate kiss with that it would even make Eve jealous and detailed what we can expect from the PSA.
Nicotero wound the snake tightly around Roth’s body while Roth rehearsed his lines for the public-service announcement. “Everyone knows that violence in movies is fake, but violence against animals is real,†he said. “Research has shown that violent criminals start out by torturing animals. If you see violence against animals, report it.†Roth looked into the snake’s open throat. “Can we add a little tongue? After I make out with it, I’m going to want to say something like ‘I thought we said no tongue.’ â€
I can’t wait to see their tongues in action!
Not only did he give them that salacious story, now that is he in the #1 movie around the world he told them what is up next for him, “Acting is fun, but I like directing,†he said. “I’m ready to start chopping up body parts again.â€
BTW on a Inglourious Basterds note, Eli isn’t the only hot Basterd in Quentin Tarantino’s masterpiece and Best Week Ever listed the others and I have to say I so disagree with their list. Eli is 4? He should be #2 behind Daniel Bruhl, the only actor that ever made me think a Nazi could be doable and he didn’t even make the list. Is she blind? Because she has Samuel L Jackson on the list ahead of Brad Pitt and Michael Fassbende and the Pulp Fiction star is only the narrator. Also missing from the list was Omar Doom who knows how to work a white tux. What do you think of her list? Do you agree with me she needs glasses because that list is so off track?
