So, men, you know how women are obsessed with Stranger Things? And you know how we also like a man who smells good. Therefore, when you Netflix & Chill it with your special lady, you want her to be turned on as much as possible, even though the show’s final episodes might turn things upside down.
Well, Dr. Squatch has a solution to that. They are releasing four soaps in honor of the series.
Remember in Saltburn, there was that scene where Barry Keoghan slurps up Jacob Elordi’s leftover bathwater, and several people created candles that smelled like his bathwater on Etsy?
Well, I am assuming that was the inspiration for Dr. Squatch’s latest soap. They teamed up with Sydney Sweeney to create a soap that is infused with her bathwater. You read that right.
The soap is described as the perfect combination of the two best places on the planet: The outdoors and Sydney Sweeney’s bathtub. Experience the ultimate blend of outdoor serenity with refreshing notes of pine, Douglas fir, earthy moss, and a touch of Sydney’s very own bathwater.
On June 6th, they are giving away 100 bars of Sydney’s Bathwater Bliss. All you have to do is:
1. Follow @drsquatch on Instagram.
2. Like this post on their page.
3. Leave a comment on this post on their page by June 4th.
Dr. Squatch will be selling a very limited number of bars on the 6/6 for $8, so make sure to go to their site and refresh until you can buy one.
I hear the soap will give you euphoria! I am here all week, folks!
Nick Cannon has fathered twelve children in 14 years and one day! So you can say that the force is strong with his sperm.
So much so that there are rumors he got his testicles insured. Today, when he was on Tea Time with/ Raven & Miranda, Miranda Pearman-Maday and Raven-Symoné wanted to know if that is true.
It is true, but he is not the one who took out the policy. A few years ago, Dr. Squatch, the company behind manscaping products, joked with Cannon that celebrity women insure their legs, so they wanted to know what is Cannon’s most valuable asset. It is not his cannon. Instead, it is his cannonballs.
So they took out a policy insuring each ball for $5 million. If anything happens to one of them, that money will go to his kids. What is $5 divided by 12?
So I have to wonder. What if I accidentally hit him in the balls? Would my insurance go up? Because I don’t think my insurance policy covers me going all punter on his baby makes. Not that I would play kickballs with him. It is just a thought I had.
Nick Cannon has very potent sperm, which has gotten six women pregnant, and they bore him a total of a dozen children in 12 years.
Because of that Dr. Squatch thinks his testicles should be insured for $10 million. So that is what they did.
And now, the father has the Most Valuable Balls in the World. With that title comes great responsibility. Therefore, he is taking care of them with Dr. Squatch’s male toiletries.
If I were one of his baby mamas, whose name is not Mariah Carey, I would castrate him for the insurance money.
