Seriously? OMG! WTF?

So, men, you know how women are obsessed with Stranger Things? And you know how we also like a man who smells good. Therefore, when you Netflix & Chill it with your special lady, you want her to be turned on as much as possible, even though the show’s final episodes might turn things upside down.

Well, Dr. Squatch has a solution to that. They are releasing four soaps in honor of the series.

• Vecna’s Curse Ingredients: Saponified Oils of (Certified Palm, Coconut, Olive), Naturally Derived Fragrance, Shea Butter, Ground Vanilla Vine, Charcoal Powder, Pumice, Mica, Kaolin Clay, Sea Salt
• Hellfire & Beyond Ingredients: Saponified Oils of (Certified Palm, Coconut, Olive), Naturally Derived Fragrance, Shea Butter, Dragon’s Blood Extract, Pumice, Mica, Kaolin Clay, Sea Salt
• Squawk Signal Ingredients: Saponified Oils of (Certified Palm, Coconut, Olive), Naturally Derived Fragrance, Shea Butter, Wild Orchid Extract, Pumice, Mica, Titanium Dioxide, Kaolin Clay, Sea Salt
• Experiment No. 011 Ingredients: Saponified Oils of (Certified Palm, Coconut, Olive), Naturally Derived Fragrance, Shea Butter, Rainbow Plant Extract, Pumice, Mica, Titanium Dioxide, Kaolin Clay, Sea Salt

Too bad they don’t have one for Eddie, who I bet smelled like Irish Spring and Hai Karate.

The soaps are available for a limited time on their site and at Target.