Yesterday Donald Trump made Barack Obama the offer that if he releases his college and passport records, he will donate $5 million
to the charity of the President’s choice. Well the offer was such a joke, that almost every late night show made fun of the man with the worst hair in the world. Jay Leno actually had The President on The Tonight Show and asked him about Trump. Stephen Colbert made the mogul an offer on The Colbert Report that I hope he doesn’t refuse. Although I would love to see Colbert’s face on the Colbert Report if he says yes. On Jimmy Kimmel Live they made it into an animated Charlie Brown holiday. Conan O’Brien had some good jokes about it. And even overseas NMA animated the tale and actually made Trump’s hair look better.
So does the boss of Celebrity Apprentice realize what a joke he became? Nope he is only retweeting the positive spins on his ludicrous offer. I don’t know what is in the hairspray he uses, but I hope he never stops using it.
Adam Carolla was unjustly fired from The Celebrity Apprentice on Sunday and yesterday he was on The Tonight Show talking about his former-boss’ hair. Let’s just say no one has ever toupeed, I mean topped, the way he described it. He drew a picture of the mogul by saying, he is “Don King, but with worse hair.” The Man Show man then went on to say what it is like to see his hair in person. It sounds like an experience, I oddly enough want to have the pleasure of saying I have visited at least once in my life.
A few years ago Donald Trump had a verbal war with Rosie O’Donnell, which I think is still going on, and now it looks like he is starting one with another talk show host. This time the victim is David Letterman. The Celebrity Apprentice boss Tweeted this today, “David Letterman’s show has become so boring and mundane. Somehow, every time I look, I can’t help thinking of his world-shattering poor performance at the Academy Awards a number of years ago. Anyway, I hope he gets it together. @LateShow” No reason was given why he turned against someone he used to like, but I am assuming it is because the CBS late night host is opting not to book him on the show. I mean it isn’t like Letterman hasn’t been making fun of Trump for a long time about his hair and running for President, so why start something now and not back then?
I can’t wait to see if and how Letterman will respond to Trump because I would be surprised if he didn’t and you know what he says will be good.
Where is Betty White when you really need her because if anyone needed the Golden Girl at Password it is Donald Trump. Yesterday on NBC’s Late Night, Jimmy Fallon challenged Donald Trump to a game of Password. The late night host played with Teresa Giudice and the Celebrity Apprentice boss played with Dee Snider. Trump was so bad at you can’t even say “You’re fired” to him because he couldn’t even get that clue. Seriously remember when he wanted to Trademark his catchphrase, well when the Twisted Sister singer said, “You’re” to him he responded with “hair”. Yeah he was that horrible. So spend the next few minutes watching the World’s Worst Password Player attempt to play the game. It almost makes you feel bad for him.
On a positive note Celebrity Apprentice is back on NBC this Sunday and after watching the season premiere I think this is going to be the best season yet.
Donald Trump is a grandfather again because his daughter Ivanka has given birth to her first child today. The Celebrity Apprentice star Tweeted, “This morning @jaredkushner and I welcomed a beautiful and healthy little baby girl into the world. We feel incredibly grateful & blessed. Thank you all for your support and well wishes!” No name was given, but I wonder if since her mother is Ivana and she is Ivanka if it will be in the Ivan family of names.
You know with her parents good looks and money-know-how, you know the nameless socialite is going to take the world by storm in 2030!
BTW can you believe that picture of Trump’s oldest daughter was taken four days because she doesn’t look like she is just days away from having her baby.
UPDATE: The proud grandpa Tweeted his granddaughter’s name, “Congratulations to my daughter Ivanka and her husband Jared on the birth of their daughter Arabella Rose yesterday.” I love that name because it is so beautiful!
