Seriously? OMG! WTF?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPjaIeTm4lI
Once you got over the shock of Roseanne being cancelled by ABC, then you were dying to know what Donald Trump thought about his favorite sitcom getting the sudden ax. Today, he broke his silence about it and just like his Memorial Day tweet, it was all about him.

He went all Carly Rae Jepsen as in Call Me Maybe and wrote, “Bob Iger of ABC called Valerie Jarrett to let her know that “ABC does not tolerate comments like those” made by Roseanne Barr. Gee, he never called President Donald J. Trump to apologize for the HORRIBLE statements made and said about me on ABC. Maybe I just didn’t get the call?”

Let’s be honest, if everyone called him every time they said something some bad about him, then his phone would never stop ringing. If his phone never stopped ringing, then he would never be able to tweet. You know, I think I am on to something, let’s all start calling him everytime we say something negative, so he will not tweet! Can one phone handle all of those calls all of the time?

Talking about tweeting, Roseanne Tweeted, “I have had odd ambien experiences on tweeting late at night-like many other ppl do.” Well, Sanofi US, the company who makes the sleeping pill, had a message for her. They said, “People of all races, religions and nationalities work at Sanofi every day to improve the lives of people around the world. While all pharmaceutical treatments have side effects, racism is not a known side effect of any Sanofi medication.” Who knew a pharmaceutical company could be funnier than a comedian? But then again, look at the comedian.

Now if only there were Democrats there, all of those pictured thumbs would all fail in comparison…by a lot.

text from john goodman whois on a plane today:'HURRAY FOR THE CONNORS!'

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) March 28, 2018

Even though Roseanne has been playing her character for 30 years now, yet she still does not know how to spell her character’s last name correctly. Yesterday, when she tweeted John Goodman’s response to their outstanding ratings, she made yuge typo. She spelled their last name as Connor, but it is really Conner. Whoops. Typical Trump supporter, spelling does not matter!

On that note, Donald Trump took time out of his unproductive schedule to call her and congratulate her on the yuge ratings. Today on Good Morning America, she described the call. She said, “It’s pretty exciting. They said, ‘Hold please for the President of America.’ You know that is the most exciting thing ever. It was very, you know, sweet of him.” Then when he got on the phone they had a private conversation and talked about a lot of things. He did make time to tell her that he is happy for her.

Then she told the George Stephanopoulos, “I’ve known him for many years and he’s done a lot of nice things for me over the years. It was just a friendly conversation about work and television and ratings.” Then she added, “He really understands ratings and how they measure things.” Don’t tell her he does not really know ratings. He always said The Apprentice was always the #1 show and it was not.

And don’t tell him or his supporters, the show swings more to the left than the right. Much more.

BTW I wonder if during that conversation she asked to appear on the sitcom next season. No, it has not picked up for season 2, but the decision is imminent.

She told the AP about his early morning Tweets, “He’s up in his underwear or something at 4 in the morning. Who’s going to monitor that?” Then she adds, “Remember, the bad tweets happen between 4 and 6 in the morning. Ain’t nobody up there but Melania” She also says that yuge diamond ring on the First Lady’s finger is why she thinks she does not say about the man she married.

Now back to that Donald Trump image, you cannot blame his staff for not wanting to go in and see that. I am surprised all the women who have been claiming they have willing seen it. I just picture a huge pinkish Jabba the Hut with a phone in his hand. So grossed out.

Vanilla Anderson Cooper’s much hyped interview tonight on 60 Minutes was a let down, and it was not Stormy Daniel’s fault. Although she did give us some juicy details. Like she was not attracted to Donald Trump but she slept with him anyways. Once was enough because that was the only time they had sex.

Before they did the deed that changed her life forever, she spanked him with a magazine that he was on the cover. He was bragging about how he was featured in the magazine, so she said to him, “Someone should take that magazine and spank you with it.” He was shocked then he pulled down his pants and she whacked him a few times. Kind of like what he was going to do to her later, a few whacks.

I am sorry for all that she has gone through because of that night, but I am glad we are getting to know her. She is actually really funny and needs to crossover to sexless comedies.

Now I am off to pray that the spanking incident does not play a part in my dreams tonight.

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