So shortly after Paula Abdul Tweeted that she was not returning to American Idol, two Fox executives (Peter Rice and Kevin Reilly) said they were going to replace her with a female pop star. Then today the LA times reported that Kelly Clarkson and Joe Jonas are joining Posh Spice, Mary J Blige, Katy Perry and Shania Twain as a few of the people who will be sitting in her chair for at least one audition date for American Idol 9. Which makes me wonder when did Joe Jonas become a female pop star because I always thought he was a guy? I can just imagine all the girls under 19 screeching when they come in the room and see him there and their auditions going to crap because of it. It is almost cruel for them to make him a judge for them and us. And yes the Jonas Brothers have sold a bunch of CDs, but does that make him qualified to judge to potential singers when he is only 20? Is his ear that in tune and does he have enough music knowledge to judge them, and the same goes for Katy Perry who so far is a one album wonder?
BTW I wonder how Nick and Kevin feel about it. I mean why Joe and not them? Wouldn’t it be hot if it caused a riff in their band because he got to do the show and they didn’t and they replace him with Bonus Jonas. Wait did I just give that that much thought?
Back to Kelly Clarkson, she is the best name I have seen so far to sit in the chair. What do you think of the people they have confirmed thus far?
So a few weeks ago it was announced that the Jonas Brothers were going to take dares from their fans at Teen Choice and one of them dared Joe to have all his hair cut off on stage. For some reason Mike Tyson was given the honor of giving him the new do. Probably because he is the only guy all the screaming teen girls would be too afraid to stop him from doing his job.
The reason why there are three videos posted of the same thing is because one is the full dare while the other two are teeny boppers crying out as his long locks go bye-bye. BTW don’t you think that was wig because I can’t find any pictures of him with a new look and no way he would do that. What is he besides his hair? Eyebrows.
xoxo to the girl who made that dare!!!
Earlier this week it was announced that Joe Jonas and Camilla Belle broke up and he is obviously very upset about their split. The 2nd oldest JoBro was seen crying not once, but twice at his Detroit concert on Sunday. In fact the singer reworked the lyrics of Much Better over the split because I guess because he isn’t doing Much Better.
Imagine how much more upset he would’ve been if they actually slept together if he was that sad without losing his virginity to her. Poor Joe, but I am sure there a million teens who are willing to help him get through the heartbreak.
For some reason the Jonas Brothers Tweeted two pictures of themselves in some interesting costumes and boy I am glad they did!!! In the first picture, I have never seen them look so good. And in the second one, I wonder what happened to mayonnaise. Don't ask me which one that is because they are all mayonnaise to me.
Last month Joe Jonas accepted a dare to perform Beyonce’s Single Ladies in a black leotard and now all of the Jonas Brothers are up to taking your dares at Fox’s Teen Choice 2009 when they host the awards show! That’s right Fox and MySpace have teamed up to let all you 14-19 year olds to upload videos of you daring the JoBros to do whatever you want. So if you are in that age group, go to www.myspace.com/teenchoiceawards and upload your video dare by July 27th. Not only will you get to see the Joe, Nick and Kevin do whatever your heart desires on August 10th on Fox, if you are chosen you will get to see yourself on TV too!!! Way cool!
I think they had to limit the age group because imagine what us people over 19 would ask them to do… So those of you submit make it good, make it real good for us!!!
Just out of curiosity if you could dare them to do whatever you wanted, what would you make them do???
