We all know that Denis Leary’s vocabulary consists of a lot of four-letter words; and yesterday he got bleeped on The Late Late Show and it wasn’t for using one of them. The Rescue Me star was trying to rescue Craig Ferguson from his cold and was telling the former-alcoholic which meds he should take. Well the censors bleeped him, so sadly we don’t what is the good sh!t to be on.
Oh well, they say laughter is the best medicine, so make sure to tune into Denis’ new show Sirens on USA Network that debuts on March 6th because the show about Chicago EMTs will have you laughing hysterically.
When Lenny Clarke started out on Rescue Me (yes I know he did a lot of stuff before the FX drama and was around before Denis Leary got his start), he was not the skinniest man on the show. Then as the show went on, he lost a lot of weight. But up until now I didn’t know the 60 year old had the abs of a man a 2/3 his age. Dang I will play a damsel in distress any day and have him rescue me. Yes I know he did not a play a firefighter on the show, but in my fantasy I will pretend he did.
Seriously how sick is his body.
Denis Leary was on Conan O’Brien’s TBS show yesterday and he told the host about the time he scared the Kardashians on an airplane. So much so they were screaming Rescue Me. Seems the actor/comedian has an issue with sleepwalking and he had a fit on a flight with them. So for a while he has wanted to apologize to them for freaking out. What took him so long, he was kind of hoping that they thought he was Willem Dafoe.
And that isn’t the first time he has pretended to be Dafoe, he also shared the story about the time he got an erection at a spa in a hot tub and two women walked in on him while his little Leary was standing up. Boy do I wish I was one of those women.
via Funny or Die
Denis Leary is not only an actor and comedian, he is also a musician and he has a new song out that he thinks should America’s new anthem. So listen to Kiss My A$$ and see if you think it should be the new Star Spangled Banner? I think it would be more fun to hear his song at the beginning sports game than the one we have heard all of our lives.
I can’t believe I never or forgot that I heard that Denis Leary has a song called Merry F*cking Christmas. Not only do I love it, but that is how I feel because I still have not done my X-Mas shopping and I am about the brave the retail world to do so. So as I struggle to find a parking space and wait over an hour in line, I will be humming and sometimes singing this song out loud. So if you are in the same boat as I am listen to this song and make sure to sing it aloud as you do your last minute shopping! I am sure others will join in with us as sing our Christmas Carole two days before this “joyous” holiday!
And when you get home, undress, down a full jar of Egg Nog, sit back and watch the full Denis Leary Christmas special. It will be the tension reliever that will sooth your sh!tty day!
