OMG! How funny was that? It was so wrong, but I laughed my a$$ off!
BTW you guys should really check out The Showbiz Show blog because they have been putting some really funny stuff on it like what Jennifer’s Hudson acceptance speech will be like!
It's David Spade. Whatever. The 3rd season of the ShowBiz Show airs March 15th so I thought it's about time I get with 1994 technology and get a website and a TurboGrafx 16. I meant to do it last season but I got distracted by a video of a monkey smelling its finger. I realized that since the ShowBiz Show only airs on Thursday nights, there are about 160-something hours a week you'll have to spend just sitting online looking at porn. And how many hours can you really spend looking at porn? 10? 100? 1000? (Answer: C). Either way there's at least an hour a week that you'll have nothing to do. On Sunday night, the Showbiz Show is having an Oscar party and all the writers and I will be watching and liveblogging it starting at 4PM L.A. time and going until the Oscars end. Sound fun? It will be for you, not me. I could be at a party, but I'll be with seven dudes in flannel shirts texting their wives during commercials.
Let's give a nice welcome to David Spade who has entered the world of blogging today by checking out his spanking new blog at TheShowbizShow.com! I said spanking because you know he would like that! LOL!
Now when it comes to writers of The Showbiz Show and him live blogging the Oscars, I am so checking it out! You know that sh!t is going to be funny as all heck!
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT, a comedy about different phases of the male/female relationship as seen through the eyes of a newly-engaged couple Adam (Oliver Hudson) and Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich), a long-married pair Jeff (Patrick Warburton) and Audrey (Megyn Price) and a single guy on the prowl, Russell (David Spade). As the five find out, the often confusing stages of a relationship can seem like being on a roller coaster. People can describe them to you, but to really know what its like, you have to take the ride yourself. Rules of Engagement
I can’t wait to see this show, I hope it is as funny as the cast!
When I read that CBS was adding a new comedy on Mondays at 9:30p, I was like yay they are moving Christine to Wednesdays! That was not the case because Christine (why is she getting nominated?) was taking over The Class timeslot. Then I read who was going to be in the cast, David Spade (love him!) and Patrick Warburton (how funny is he) and Oliver Hudson (how hot is he!) and Megyn Price (great on Grounded for Life) and I thought wow this should be funny! Then I saw a preview of the show and all that changed.
Rules of Engagement is like Fox’s ‘Til Death with a Barney from How I Met Your Mother. While I like both shows, I do not like them mixed together on this one. David Spade is ok, but I am not sure if it is him or the script that is not working for him. Patrick Warburton is way too stiff for this role, but it could be because I am already watching Brad Garrett do the same thing with a little more life? Oliver Hudson needs to grow his hair back because like Samson his hair is his strength. Sadly Megyn Price is underused.
I have seen the first three episodes of the show and I am just not feeling it yet. But then again I hated The Class when I first saw it and now it is one of my favorite shows of the season!
So I say to all of you check out Rules of Engagement on CBS at 9:30p and tell me what you think because like Life cereal…try it, you might like it!
DAVID SPADE, you dirty dog! That’s not HEATHER LOCKLEAR! That’s your co-star in “JOE DIRT”, BRITTANY DANIEL! What’s up, dog? For a tiny guy, you sure get the good ones. What is your secret?
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