Bruce Willis made his last appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman yesterday and he has a message for the retiring late night host. He said, “Dave! Send Money! Urgent!!!”
Since I don’t remember the last time he had movie kick butt at the Box Office, you have to wonder if he is going through some tough times. Probably not because the residuals from the Die Hard movies alone should keep him afloat for the rest of his life.
Not only did John McClane ask Letterman for money, the CBS show aired a best of montage dedicated to the actor whose been on the show many many many times over the last few decades. So sit back and watch David Addison make some the grandest entrances you’ve ever seen. It’s the whole nine yards and then some!
Amy Schumer was on The Late Show yesterday and she shared with him how she embarrasses herself in front of celebrities. Not missing an opportunity, he tells her to do something she will regret. She stands up, lifts up dress, shows off a scar on her upper leg and calls it her vagina. The retiring CBS late night host, put his head down in shame and said, “I asked for it, didn’t I?” He did.
BTW doesn’t she remind you of the 4th Brady sister? You know, if they Carol and Mike had a raunchy child to contradict all of their sugary sweet ones?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVFupVY2xzQ
On May 20th, David Letterman is going to say goodbye to hosting late night television after nearly a third of a century and Billy Crystal wrote a song for his longtime friend.
The Comedian sang the tribute tune to the beat of Sunrise, Sunset from Fiddler on the Roof and it is marvelous. How can you not have a tear in your eye when you look back at The Late Show host’s career and what a career it has been.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFMQCKbHBQE
Sarah Jessica Parker was on The Late Show tonight and she revealed to David Letterman that she had a dream about him before she was with Matthew Broderick. Not just any dream, but one where the CBS late night host told her that he loved her. So what happened? They were at a basketball game and during halftime he said, “I love you,” as he dipped her. So in other words, they were sexless in the city.
Now if we are going to analyze why she had that dream? I’ll say she probably fell asleep after watching the 11p news (including the sports segment) and his talk show, and somewhere in between those broadcasts there was a jewelry commercial where the guy told his lover he loved her while they were dancing. I know way to spoil it, but that’s just how I bounce.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-WWoxdGKLI
David Duchovny was on The Late Show tonight and David Letterman asked him about The X-Files coming back to TV. Mulder confirmed that not only are Gillian Anderson and him are returning, so are Skinner (Mitch Pileggi) and The Smoking Man (William B. Davis).
There will also be a new character on the show, and he won’t be seen. When the CBS late host asked him if he thought this was going to happen, Duchovny told him “You know, when they developed Spanx, I knew I had a shot of coming back.” For those of us who followed him to Californication, we know he doesn’t need the tight underwear.
Then he got serious and said that he is grateful that people still want to see the character he made famous over 20 years ago. We are grateful, they still want to play those roles after all of these years.
