Jeremy Piven was on The Late Show and he told David Letterman he used to dance “The Worm” in the late ’80s when he had his original full head of hair. Well I added the last part! Anyways the CBS host told him to show him his move to him and he said he had to warm up. Well the Entourage star stood up and then he did a split. I am a girl and even I don’t know how he did it? I mean does he have such small balls and a bat that that didn’t hurt him. You know the expression that the bigger the d!ck a man appears to be, the smaller his d!ck really is? Well I am wondering if that is the case because he does such a good job playing Ari Gold.
Julia Roberts was on The Late Show when David Letterman asked her how well she knows her Larry Crowne bosom buddy. On cue Tom Hanks came out to play the Newlywed Game like game with her. At first it seemed like they were taking it seriously, but then it quickly changed; and it was obvious he wasn’t and she was. When asked “who does Tom consider to be the finest actor of his generation?” she at first said Abe Vigoda (who is still alive) and then she said Maude. I guess she is not a Golden Girl fan because how does she not know Bea Arthur’s name? Anyways back to the game Tom’s answer was one that proved that the two-time Oscar winner really loves himself because he said…”Tom Hanks!” I can say it because I am not him (and I think he is), but it is a little conceited that he he said it! Of course Forrest, Forrest Gump was joking because unlike Julia Roberts he can name an actor or two he respects.
Now on the next question, I guess Erin Brokovich was getting bored with the game as much as I was watching her trying to be funny and said, “is any of this really going to get people to go see our movie?” Dave said “yeah, oh yeah” and before he could get the third word out, Hanks said “Hopeless, nobody does this show to get people to see their movie.” Me and ow. Dave looked pissed and Hanks looked like a proud little boy coming up with the ultimate diss that everyone laugh including Dave’s own staff!!! I am sure even though he is a Late Show favorite he won’t be back any time soon. Even if he has a movie to promote.
The game went on and Hanks true humor was coming out with the answers he had to the ridiculous questions. The one that caused me to have the biggest Julia Roberts was the last question. So brilliant on his part! I just love him! Don’t you?
Cameron Diaz was on The Late Show with David Letterman and he asked her about that infamous moment between and her and her boyfriend A-Rod during the Super Bowl. You know when she was caught feeding him popcorn? Well the gap toothed host desperately wanted to recreate that special moment and she obliged him. But it looks like the Bad Teacher wanted it for herself!!!
Ray Romano is getting older and while he was on The Late Show with David Letterman he discussed with him the positive and negatives about that. The Everybody Loves Raymond star started off talking about the negatives and then the host asked if there were any positives. Well he thought about it and said that getting hurt in the groin area doesn’t hurt as much. But he didn’t stop there, he then went on to detail the changes that men go through down there. And now that I have heard him describe his pork and beans, I will not be able to watch him the same way on Men of a Certain Age that starts back up on TNT this Wednesday at 10p as I used to!
BTW you can hear about Ray’s negatives of getting older tonight at 11:35a on CBS when the full interview airs.
Lady Gaga is making her Late Show with David Letterman debut tonight on CBS at 11:35p and she got so fed up with his questions that she ate them up. I guess you can say he had her eating the words right out of his mouth!
I wonder what else she did on the show because this preview makes it look like it will be his most talked about interview since Joaquin Phoenix!
BTW who else gave in and bought Born This Way on Amazon for $.99? If this album doesn’t break all types of sales records because of it, I will be shocked.
