I think from Jeff Goldblum’s appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman with his wife, Emilie Livingston, we know why he finally decided to tie the knot at 62 years old! Don’t you agree?
But now I have to wonder if she quoted from his movie the The Fly when she did that for him the first time. You know, “Be afraid, be very afraid!” I am sure he was afraid, but also very excited!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz-LZdXyEe4
Anna Kendrick was on The Late Show yesterday after the Christmas Toy segment and she told David Letterman that one of the toys looks like a “fur covered dildo.” The CBS late host told her he didn’t realize that until she mentioned it to him. After someone on the set brings it out to him, he tells her that is all he could see the cat toy as. I don’t know what took him so long because just like Anna that was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw it. So much so, I am going to order a Cat Paw for my pussy. For $9.99 (the price not inches) it is the gift that keeps on giving until she moans, “Meow! Meow! Meow!” and starts purring like crazy. I just don’t know if I should get her the black one, the orange one or the white one? I guess, I will get her one of each! I know she will love it because it is so purrfect for her.
BTW watch as Shannon Eis tried to hint that the toy is more than it appears to be on the surface.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNdSBvtzP18
Ben Stiller was on The Late Show yesterday and the actor told David Letterman about the time he went on a hot air balloon ride with his family in Italy. All the pictures we have seen of that form of transportation make it seem like a dream come true, but for Zoolander it was nightmare. He went into complete detail about what it is like to prepare for the ride, travel in it and then come crashing down. His ordeal was so terrifying, it will make you never want to go up in one. He made it sound like it is just as traumatic as going to see most of his movies. And that is something none of us want to relive.
So listen to his tale and let me know if it makes you want to cross off hot air balloon ride of your bucket list without ever going in one?
BTW some sad but expected news came out about The Late Show today, David Letterman’s final appearance on the show will be May 20th. So mark your calendars for his goodbye.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuN1yS9E9o0
David Letterman was brave enough to have Joaquin Phoenix on his show for a second time after that infamous interview, and the actor did another crazy thing on The Late Show yesterday.
Phoenix told the CBS late night host that he has met “The One” and he asked her to marry him. Then he made the announcement that he is engaged. Everyone was so happy for him, but the only thing is that he lied.
This morning he got real with Good Morning America and explained, “I think like my life’s so boring, and it seemed like something exciting to talk about, and I wanted the audience to like me.” Then he added, “They really like people getting married.” If the press is sad that he is not betrothed, then he offered, “I can get engaged again, if you like.” Like we will believe him if he really said he was going to married after this fake out.
And talking about fake outs, you know the expression ” Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.” I am sure that is going through Letterman’s mind right about now. That and he is probably so happy he is retiring, so he doesn’t ever have to interview that eccentric actor again. I can’t believe he had him on the show after that wacky interview he did for his atrocious movie I’m Still Here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQpeGFIoJUU
Jake Gyllenhall was on The Late Show yesterday and David Letterman asked him to demonstrate the “Salmon” on him. What is it? Basically, you go up to someone who is standing with their legs apart, scream “Salmon!” as you quickly move your hand back and forth between their legs several times. Even though it doesn’t look like it would be fun to have it happen to you, the CBS late night seemed to really enjoy it. And I enjoyed watching it!
