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Florence Henderson kind of creeps me out on DWTS
October 19th, 2010 under Dancing with the Stars, The Brady Bunch. [ Comments: none ]



Last week on Dancing with the Stars Florence Henderson did a sexy Rumba with Corky Ballas that kind of grossed me out, but that was nothing compared to what she did yesterday. The Brady Bunch mom had to dance to theme of the show that made her forever famous and she called an old friend from the show to visit her. That old friend was Barry Williams who played her son Greg on the show and admitted he had a crush on his TV step mom back in the day. In fact he claims they went on a date when he was 15 and she was 35, although she says she didn’t know it was a date at the time even though she has reportedly added she did give him a little kiss. Well fast forward to the present and the two shared another kiss during a rehearsal and she said her two favorite men were with her. In fact Barry made a joke and said that Corky is younger than Bobby. Factoid yes Michale Lookingland is older, but only by six days.
I don’t know what Carol Brady is trying to prove on DWTS, but the only thing she is proving to me is that she is creeps me out. Please stop trying so hard because it isn’t working.
On a positive note, I do have to give them a hats off for dancing an Argentine Tango to The Brady Bunch theme because that is not easy to do.
Side note and question, why didn’t Brandy dance to the Moesha theme like Florence danced to hers as did Audrina Patridge? I don’t think that is fair because the Friends theme seemed to give her an advantage?

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Do Mark Ballas and Bristol Palin even know who The Monkees are?
October 18th, 2010 under Dancing with the Stars, The Monkees. [ Comments: 2 ]


Tonight on Dancing with the Stars Mark Ballas and his partner teen activist Bristol Palin (who knew getting knocked up at 17 made you an activist) had to dance to a TV theme song and theirs was The Monkees’ Hey, Hey, We’re The Monkees. I am guessing that two of them decided not to do any research on the show because they came out dressed as monkeys. Not like the band, but as gorillas. Just for that I think they should be eliminated, but I also think they should be gone because that was just painful and she has needed go for 5 weeks.
I don’t get why the judges are so nice to her and they ripped Michael Bolton when he also pretended to be an animal and he danced just as bad as she did tonight. Can we say they play favorites?
Serioualy Mark WTF were you thinking because that was the most pitiful thing I have seen on the show all season and that is saying a lot because I think that passing Bristol off as a Star is pretty sad. I also think that is by far the worst dance of the season and that is also hard to top because last week when Florence Henderson was trying to be sexy is still creeping me out.
So please whoever you people are that are voting for Sarah Palin’s daughter to stay on the show, please stop and put her out the rest of out miseries. Thanks.
BTW the only saving grace I could get from tonight’s performance is if one of The Monkees is asked to be a contestant on the show next season.

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Tony Dovolani and Maksim Chmerkovskiy don’t have The Situation going on
September 29th, 2010 under Dancing with the Stars, Maksim Chmerkovskiy. [ Comments: 8 ]




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Dancing with the Stars Tony Dovolani and Maksim Chmerkovskiy attended the Get Lucky for Lupus event and we weren’t the lucky ones because we got to see them trying to show of their Situations. Yes they were showing their abs way before The Situation even had them, but on the Jersey Shore star it and works on them it is kind of creepy. Seriously could Tony’s face be any more smug.
Guys can I beg you guys to please stop showing off your 6-packs because you both are just not sexy and are a turn off to me.

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Karina Smirnoff talks about her Dancing with the Stars Situation!
September 27th, 2010 under Dancing with the Stars. [ Comments: none ]


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Earlier today I spoke with 8 time Dancing with the Stars competitor Karina Smirnoff and she talked to me about her partner this season…Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and why we need to keep them around on the show. We really do need to keep this fun couple on the show, so write down this phone number 1-800-868-3410 and make sure to give them all of you votes after the show airs tonight on ABC at 8p!

The Situation and Karina are doing the Quick step tonight:
She told me the dance “fits his personality really well cause the character in dance is about a guy who thinks he can get any girl and it fits really well with Mike. You know?” She jokes

When I asked her if he will get to see his Situation on the show”
She would love to do that. She said on the Jersey Shore you get The Situation and on DWTS you get to see Mike Sorrentino. Then she added, “I’ll be honest when I found out he was my partner, I was like oh sh!t, what am I going to do. I expected the worst. I expected it to be a very difficult season. But then I met Mike and he is sweet and kind and respectful. He’s very very very funny, he makes me laugh pretty much during the whole rehearsal. I think I got really lucky to have Mike, the real Mike, in the studio. So I do want to showcase his abs yet because that is what he is known for, but I want people to get to know Mike Sorrentino first.”

On The Situation’s personality:
“I think Mike’s personality is his biggest weapon, his secret weapon. When he smiles, you want to smile with him. He’s laughing all the time. He’s laughing at himself. He makes our rehearsals entertaining all day.”

On his improvement:
She told me that he has improved a lot since their first rehearsal. She described how far he has come along by saying, ‘”If you would have seen our very first first rehearsal, it was like a new born pony that just came out of his mom and tried to figure what to do with his legs. I am not exaggerating.” And later in the interview she added that, “He has the potential to go from a new born pony to a stallion!” I agreed with her and said he has the body for it. She replied with, “Exactly that is what I said, ‘Anyone in your physical shape, and your age and your athletic ability should be able to do it. It is hard work, but you have all the attributes to be on top.'”

On her ultimate partner:
“I think Corbin Blue would be amazing on the show. I’ve met him we did a charity event (Oasis of the Seas Make-A-Wish Gala) together. He is a class act. He definitely knows a little bit of dance from High School Musical. I think John Stamos too. I am a big fan of his. I’m half-Greek so you got to support your fellow Greeks.”

On what else she has going on.
She has a shoe line coming out in two weeks, her own makeup line in about a month, and a fitness DVD. She told me, “I’m very blessed with a great team of people who support me and go along with all of my crazy ideas and make them into a reality.”

On why you should vote for them!!!
“We are the underdogs. We came in late, but we are ready to work our hardest and overcome all the obstacles and show the audience we are here to win it…or at least make it through week two!” We laughed over that last part of it.

Can I tell you guys I was surprised by how nice and candid she was with me during the interview. I think we have all had this impression of her on the show, but in person she is so much different. Mike and her really are the underdogs and who doesn’t like to root for the underdog, so please give them your votes! They get two fist pimps up from me!!!

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Did Bruno Tonioli really say virgin to Bristol Palin?
September 21st, 2010 under Bruno Tonioli, Dancing with the Stars. [ Comments: none ]


Yesterday Bristol Palin, whose claim to fame is while her mom was running for Vice President of the United States she was knocked up as a teenager, made her Dancing with the Stars debut. The teenage mom said she would be conservative on the show and she was anything but. She wore a little dress and kept shaking her hips and t!ts during the dance. I don’t have a problem with her showing off what made her a household name, just don’t try to play all innocent when you are not going to be.
It wasn’t her boob shaking that made me laugh the hardest during her performance, it was what Bruno Tonioli said to her during his critique of her. He actually used the word virgin in it, granted it was followed by the word territory but still he used it when talking to the born again virgin. Whoops, kind of like what Levi Johnston probably said after he got her pregnant.
When it comes to the rest of the ABC dancing show, it was as boring as I expected it to be.

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