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I love a lot of things about Crazy Ex Girlfriend, and one of the things I love most is they will sing songs about everything and anything. Like creating an anthem for girls with big boobs called Heavy Boobs. Last night Paula (Donna Lynne Champlin) saw her Josh Chan and she sang a song about her first crush. The Abbaesque (sorry Erasure but I had to use the expression) tune was called The First Penis I Saw and Mamma Mia I cannot get it out of my head. Now I hope I can get it out of my head before I babysit otherwise we will have a lot explaining to do their parents since we all don’t have penises.
While most people wear their hearts on their sleeves, Rachel Bloom wears hers in a place where men think it is. Over her crotch.
The above photo is a unused shot for the ads The CW used to promote Crazy Ex Girlfriend’s third season. Instead the network went with one much closer to the way we saw Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct and also one that is much safer. Which I think is a mistake because this one would get hearts pounding in the same place where hers is! It might even get more people check out the show that airs Friday nights at 9p. Why aren’t more of you watching this show that sings songs about UTIs, heavy boobs and period sex. What other program does that?
To see the print ad they went with, then click here!
Yesterday on The Late Late Show, James Corden changed up Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts. Instead of playing against one person, they played as teams. It was the CBS late night host and Michelle Dockery vs Charlie Puth, Josh Gad and Rachel Bloom. Also this time around the team, as a whole, had to eat or drink what was chosen for them if they did not answer the question.
On last night’s menu they had cow tongue, jellyfish, grasshoppers, salmon seaweed smoothie, chicken feet, bird saliva, fish eyes and turkey testicles. That is enough to makes anyone want to hurl, but even more so for Puth, who already has a very sensitive stomach. So much so, he could not stop heaving throughout the game and even threw up after the taste of one of the items. You actually feel bad for him and wonder if his publicist did not tell him what he was in store for.
When it comes to the game not much was revealed, but it was funny to watch the Crazy Ex Girlfriend and Corden get called out on not knowing things they should know about the people at the table.
During the first season of Crazy Ex Girlfriend, Rachel Bloom sang about Heavy Boobs. Now days before the premiere of season 3 this Friday at 8p on The CW, she is showing them off. They might be heavy, but they are perfect for her! Just like that song is for girls like me who also have heavy boobs. I have made it my anthem and players are more than willing to stand for it. And I am not talking about on their two feet!
Any woman can tell you, once you put on evening gown for an event; you better have peed beforehand because you will not be able to go until the night is done. Rachel Bloom knew this fact, so before she went to the Emmys, she shared one of her steps to getting ready. She said, “My number one step for red carpet prep is number one.” And that is why Crazy Ex Girlfriend is my number one show on The CW, it is a real pisser!
BTW is it just me or does she look like Victoria Beckham in this photo?
