Jason Segel was on The Late Late Show yesterday and Craig Ferguson asked him if he has a huge sexual imagination? Well the Muppets star got all nervous and then let the CBS late night host in a secret. He hasn’t had a serious girlfriend in about 8 years and what he misses most is cuddling. If ever an answer was going to get the How I Met Your Mother star laid that is it. Well that and combining that with seeing him naked in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Craig Ferguson likes to end most of his interviews on The Late Late Show with either awkward pause, mouth organ or big cash prize. Well yesterday on the show Susan Sarandon opted for an awkward pause and let’s just Rocky Horror Picture Show’s Janet is an Oscar winner for a reason. Their moment was so awkward, I felt awkward for them and yet I sort of enjoyed it.
Yesterday Henry Winkler was on The Late Late Show and Craig Ferguson asked him if he spits when he talks. The nicest man in Hollywood says that he does. So then the CBS late night host asked if he ever laughs and a booger comes out. Then The Fonz said something that got the Scot to do just that. He said, “I blow before every conversation.” Out of all the people to say that too, Ferguson is not the one you want to say blow and spit in front of because what Ferguson will do next is something that might be hard to swallow.
As we all know The Artist won best picture at the Oscars this year and to honor that Craig Ferguson came up with his on black and white silent film. I think The Late Late Show version is a million times better than the Academy Award winner, don’t you agree?
See what other brilliant things Craig does on show every night on CBS at 12:37a.
Everyone loves Betty White, so you would think when she proposed to someone on Valentine’s Day that that man would automatically say yes. Well when she asked Craig Ferguson on his Late Late Show last night, he said no. Well to say that the 90 year old didn’t take the rejection well, would be an understatement. And if that is how she handled it when when her last resort said no, imagine what she was like when she asked Jimmy Fallon, Jay Leno, Conan O’Brien and Ellen DeGeneres also turned her down.
Betty I think if you want someone to say yes so that they can support you during your diamond years, you should’ve asked Jimmy Kimmel because he is not married and he would’ve let you keep the chocolates unlike the Scot.
You can see whose heart Craig Ferguson will break tonight at 12:37a on CBS and hopefully Elka getting some on TV Land’s Hot in Cleveland at 10p.
