Carrie Fisher was on The Late Late Show yesterday and she shared with Craig Ferguson what her daughter finds most embarrassing about the Star Wars Princess Leia because there are many things. Well that thing is when Fisher goes out braless, so now she always makes sure to wear one. To which the CBS late night host responded with that he is wearing one too. Yes figured out where he wears it. Same place as the gift she gave him from Australia. On that note she brought him more presents from her Asian trip and one of them goes perfect with those Kangaroo Balls.
DJ Qualls was on The Late Late Show on Tuesday right after he returned from Europe and it might not have been his best move. The New Guy was extremely jet lagged and he didn’t really care what he said on the show. So he had a conversation with Craig Ferguson about how peeing in public restrooms in London is different over there than here. He told the Scot that is like there is a spotlight on your pen!s as you pee (because there is) and that makes him feel uncomfortable. So much so his Hustle couldn’t Flow. If the Road Trip actor’s peepee is as big as nose, he has nothing to be embarrassed about. Not that he really cares anymore because that is new outlook on life. He told the CBS late night host that if any of his stories bombed, “f*ck it!”
Well none of his stories bombed and they were just as cute as him. But maybe next time he should wait until the jet lag is over before he goes on live television. It might save him from having to explain to people why his pen!s gets shy if other people see it. Well at least when the one eyed monster sees other men at the urinals.
Last year Craig Ferguson took The Late Late Show to Paris, France and this year he is taking us home with him to Scotland. During the week of May 14-18, the CBS late night show will be showing us the beautiful land where the men wear skirts, every night at 12:37a. He is not going alone because as seen in the above music video, he brought along Geoff Peterson and Secretariat. But every talk show needs some guests so Mila Kunis, Michael Clarke Duncan, Rashida Jones, David Sedaris and Ariel Tweto went along with him for the crazy ride.
Unlike other talk shows that travel, LLS is going to give us a tour of the location they are visiting and we will actually get the see the beauty of Scotland. So I can’t wait to see Craig’s homeland through his eyes. And maybe if we get lucky, we will find out if he is a true Scotsman…
BTW if you were wondering about the song featured in the music video, it is Glasgow’s own The Imagineers and they will performing Imagineer on the show along with their take of The Late Late Show theme.
CBS announced today that The Late Show with David Letterman and The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson will remain on CBS until at least 2014. Both late night hosts re-upped their contracts for two more years.
That means that the gap toothed host will be longest-running late night talk show host in television history surpassing Johnny Carson’s record of 30 years. Letterman has been on our late night air waves since 1982.
Now when it comes to the Scot, his deal granted him a larger studio at CBS TVC. For those of you who have not seen his old one it is really really tiny.
I am happy that both men will continue to do their shows especially because there were rumors that Ferguson was iffy. We need more hosts like him on out TVs.
Kathy Bates was on The Late Late Show yesterday and she baited Craig Ferguson by asking him, “you have anything that I can hold on to back there underneath the desk?” Now any other late night host would have just given her something and let it go, but the Scot is not like those other guys and straight out said “I have my genetials, how about that?”
The Harry Law actress didn’t know what she got herself into when she asked the question, but really what she meant to ask him for was his kangaroo balls that Carrie Fisher gave him. Well that lead to the CBS late night host giving her them and explanation about how human and kangaroo testicles differ. Something the Oscar winner and I didn’t know before that and I’m not sure we needed to. But it is a fun fact that you will now going around telling all the guys in your life why one ball is droopier than the other.
