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Is Corey Hart really 63?
June 2nd, 2025 under Are they really their age?, Corey Hart. [ Comments: none ]

Saturday was Corey Hart’s 63rd birthday. However, you would not know it looking at him celebrating his big day. That is because he looks good wearing sunglasses at day in 2025, as he did when he wore his Sunglasses at Night in 1984.

He was on my To-Do List because of his song Komrade Kiev. The way he sings “oh” in that song made me want to hear what he sounds like when he has an orgasm.

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Corey Hart’s message to Heidi Klum about singing his song Sunglasses at Night
January 24th, 2024 under Corey Hart, Heidi Klum. [ Comments: none ]

Heidi Klum is friends with Tiësto, and she asked him if they could record a song together. Not just any song but Corey Hart’s Sunglasses at Night. And he said yes.

So tomorrow, we will get to hear her version of the hit that just celebrated its 40th anniversary.

How does Hart feel about the Supermodel singing his tune? “Congratulations. Good luck on your single,” he said. “You’re a star!”

Hopefully, she will invite that star to duet that song with her on America’s Got Talent. Because the show tapes a few blocks from where I live and I want to see him in person. And it is all about me and not them.

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Corey Hart wears his sunglasses at day too
April 3rd, 2023 under Corey Hart. [ Comments: none ]

In 1984, Corey Hart was all about wearing his Sunglasses at Night.

But, in 2023, he ditched the Raybans for Aviators, and he wears them during the day. However, he wears them on the top of his head and not over his eyes.

And I don’t have a problem with that because the 60-year-old is still as sexy as his song that is a total eargasm! Listen to it with headphones, and don’t tell me it doesn’t do things to your body.

The melody for Sunglasses does it for me, but his “O” in Komarade Keiv has him on my To-Do list! I want to hear what he sounds like when he orgasms because that song drives me wild.

And now you know more about me than you ever wanted to know about me!

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Corey Hart surrenders to COVID-19 for a second time
June 27th, 2022 under Corey Hart, Coronavirus. [ Comments: none ]

Last week, we finally found out what happened to Corey Hart after he went missing in 1986. The singer, along with The Go-Go’s and Soft Cell, were slated to play Dorito’s Music Fest ’86, but they never made it. They were last seen in Hawkins, Indiana. With all the Stranger Things that happened there, we thought they were gone forever. They were not. And we finally got to see their concert and hear Hart sing two of his biggest hits, Sunglasses At Night and Never Surrender.

That was the good news. However, it hasn’t been all good news for the Boy in the Box because now he is a boy in the box in quarantine.

“Last week I tested positive for Covid-19 in Spain,” Hart wrote, “My first Omicron tango @ 01/05/22 was relatively easy but this latest variant is nasty & heavy footed – 😞 As we all continue trekking through a deeply divided universe – playing music somehow always makes my heart feel a little brighter. #InYourSoul Godspeed.”

Hopefully, Hart will be better soon. I mean, he was finally released from the Upside Down World, and I have wanted to see him perform live for decades. Now is my chance, unless COVID-19 is as evil as Vecna.

Oh, and I posted this because I wanted y’all to watch his performance from the Dorito’s special concert! So watch it, or I will tell Vecna on you.

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Corey Hart reworks Never Surrender for today’s world
May 29th, 2020 under Corey Hart. [ Comments: none ]


Back in 1985, Corey Hart was hot off the success of his #1 hit Sunglasses At Night, and he recorded the followup hit Never Surrender. A lot has happened to him and the World since then, so he decided to give the pop ballad a soulful modern update.

He explained why he chose to do this. “Aspirational dreams of youth coupled with naive, unaffected simplicity led me to write a song called ‘Never Surrender’ some 35 years ago.

“Today as I gaze out onto the uncertain sea of change, I’m reminded of the kind, resilient people in our world who keep moving forward with steely determination and steady stride – that yes indeed, ‘just a little more time is all we’re asking for’.”

Since he is a little older, his voice has also matured over time, giving it more of a raspy sound. That makes the single even more haunting and beautiful.

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