So you have heard that the new iPhones can actually bend. Well yesterday on Conan, Samsung Galaxy released a commercial trying to get people to switch to their cellular phones. I don’t know about you but I am excited to switch. There is something about it that just makes me want to put it my pocket, set it on vibrate and call myself over and over and over again.
It has taken many years, three late night shows and two coasts, but it has finally happened. Conan O’Brien and Jordan Schlansky have finally sought out the help that their relationship desperately needed. They went to couples therapy and I think it might’ve actually worked. For the time that I can remember, Jordan broke down and laughed at his boss. If that isn’t a sign that their relationship has changed, I don’t know what is. Well, the way they hugged at the end was another clue that their Bromance is on the right track.
I hope that this does not last because I love how much they hate each other. Don’t you?
Kirsten Dunst was on Conan O’Brien’s show yesterday and they talked about her first movie, Interview with a Vampire, that she did when she was just 11 years old. Not only was it first movie, but she also had first kiss while she was filming it. As we know, her lips had their cherry popped by Brad Pitt. Now you’d think that would be pretty amazing? Nope, because she told the TBS late night host, “I thought it was disgusting.” Whhhhhaaaaaattttttt? Then she explained, “I was 11, it would’ve been weird if I was like, this is amazing, I’m kissing Brad Pitt. Then, I think people, would think I was a little bit off.” I don’t think so because after all it is Brad freaking Pitt.
While her first kiss was disgusting, her next kiss, which happened shortly after that, wasn’t as bad. That is when a friend of hers surprisingly kissed her in the elevator at the Washington Monument. Yeah, like that isn’t less weird?
But not as weird as Conan pointed out as telling that boy that he wasn’t her first lip lock, Brad Pitt will always have that honor. It’s hard for any man to compete with that.
When, where and how was your first kiss? Mine was around that age on the bus coming back from camp. He sucked and not in the good way.
Pizza Hut released a really weird online ad with Blake Shelton, and Conan O’Brien had a field day with it. He replaced the pizza with other objects that The Voice’s coach’s finger could be used for, and it’s crazy how well they worked. Although who would think a pussy being poked by him would make that sound. I don’t want to finger point, but maybe the TBS show went a little too far with that one…
A month ago, Conan O’Brien mentioned a news story about a woman who was caught with $40,000 in her bra, and a fan of his TBS show said that he was incorrect about that information. The viewer says that is way too much money to fit in such a small space. Well the late night host who never ever likes to be wrong, went to a strip club to see if a bra can really hold that much cold hard cash. Watch what happens when they stuff all of those bills into a brazier and find out how much dough those moneymakers can truly hold. Believe me, you will be shocked!
