Let’s be honest, we kind of think that Evangeline Lilly is a little eccentric and the other night on Conan she gave us another reason to ponder that thought.
Conan O’Brien asked her about the ears she wears in the Hobbit movie and then asked her about being “ear obsessed”. She then went on to explain that she does have a thing for ears. Sharing with the TBS late night host that she walks around the set and checks out peoples ears to see who has the best ones. As she was sharing this info, she started to play with Conan’s ear. But that wasn’t enough for her, so she also started to touch Andy Richter’s too. When she did, she screamed out “Oh my Gd!”, almost as if she was having an orgasm. She exclaimed, “They’re just so juicy and big. I have found the lobe of my life.” Conan’s face showed how humiliated he felt that his ears were smaller and less juicy than his sidekick’s are.
Trying to recover from the humiliation, he has to know what it is about the ear that turns her on so much. When she was a little girl, she would find comfort by sucking on her thumb and pulling down her bottom eyelid with the same hand as her other one reached over and played with her ear. She demonstrated what she did back then and it was uglier than Lost’s finale.
I seriously don’t know what to say about this interview because what can you say about it? It’s just too weird for words.
BTW to see a photo of her comfort face, then click here!
Last time JB Smoove was on Conan, he got Conan O’Brien to be his sexercise partner. Tonight, he got the TBS host to admit that he wanted the comedian as they prepared to the do most sensual Tango we’ve ever seen. So feel their passion as they demonstrate their connection on the dance floor.
Their Tango made me so happy that I gave up Dancing with the Stars because no one can top what they did.
On that note, who would be on top Smoove or O’Brien?
Jennifer Aniston is on Conan tonight and Conan O’Brien asked her about a necklace she wore in Horrible Bosses 2. She shared with him that the charm is actually a c0ck ring. He then said it looked rather big for one and asked Andy Richter to concur with him. It was then that the TBS late night host was schooled on c0ck rings.
Now back to the horrible boss, she went on to explain why she picked out that necklace to wear. She concluded her tale with, “I know, we’re just saying all sorts of sh!t on this show.”
What I find interesting about this interview, is that the TBS censors censored c0ck, but not sh!t. One is a bird and the other is something you do after eating too much c0ck.
Oh and Conan, remember you are talking to Jennifer Aniston about the size of a c0ck ring. Yet you were the only host to ask Justin Theroux about the bulge in his sweatpants. That c0ck ring is too small for him, so that is why she didn’t think it was as big as you did.
The CDC announced that there are more benefits to being circumcised than keeping the foreskin. Since Conan O’Brien is all about public service, he had one of his uncircumcised audience members get that corrected live on the show. That’s right they performed a Bris on the air, although they used doctors instead of a Moal. How do you think it went? Well, let’s just say the anesthesiologist didn’t show up. I am a woman and even I felt his pain.
If you want to see the explanation about why that guy is all wet, then click here!
Mindy Kaling is on Conan tonight and Conan O’Brien asked her about the risque topics she tackles on The Mindy Project. She talked about an episode they did this season called “I slipped.” The concept of the show is that during sex her lover slips in the throws of passion. If you don’t know what she was referring to, she explained it was about anal sex. From that moment on, they continued to say those two words together on the show more times than I can count. Maybe you can do it for me and let me know how many times they did it. No lube required, unless you are into that sort of thing.
So in case you were wondering what is the biggest difference between Fox and TBS, it is anal sex! That’s why I watch more sitcoms on the cable channel than the broadcast one.
