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Before Will Forte was playing Phil Miller getting beat up by Phil Miller on The Last Man on Earth, he was being beat up by someone else in Day of Execution. He’s come a long way since his on-camera acting debut in the mid-’90s!
Will Forte’s show The Last Man on Earth films right next to a place that the last man on Earth would want to go to if he was the last man on Earth. You see, they film right next to Pipedream Products and they make Sex Toys. A few months, Kristen Schaal was on Conan and she told him about the factory. When Pipedream Products heard about this, they invited Forte to their fort and he accepted. He did not go alone because he brought some of the people from the Fox sitcom. They were all granted a tour of the place and they got to see people make Dildos. He described it as, “There’s a person who pours the latex into the Dildo shaped mold. A big person who is in charge of cooling them down. Then there’s this very nice group of ladies who paint veins on there.” Stop the presses, I want that job!
Anyways, back to the tour. Next they got to watch a video of a woman getting her vajayjay molded and Forte wasn’t sure if the could say that on television. So he covered his mouth just in case he couldn’t, which was so sweet. Then when they were done, they all got gift bags that included Dildos, lube and nipple clamps! Guess which one of those MacGruber tried out?
Since Forte didn’t want Conan O’Brien to feel left out, he brought him a present from his tour. Although I am not sure the TBS late night host liked it.
You know what, I would like? I would love to go on a tour of Pipedream Products! How cool would that be? You know what would be even cooler? If Conan did a whole show from there? How hot and steamy would that be?
The last few weeks has been pretty depressing and we all need something to cheer us up.
Well, I have more some more sad news for you. There is a fungus attacking bananas and because of that the yellow fruit might go extinct. Conan O’Brien isn’t going to let that happen, so he created a banana habitat in his studios for them procreate safely away from any fungi. Would it work?
He monitored the situation, and first it looked it failed. Then after a short time Sasha and Keiko went bananas for each other. They started off doing it doggie style, from there they went to 69 and finally they invited some fruits of the loins to join in.
This video is so bananas that it is just what the world needed. How can you not eat this up like it was pudding, banana pudding.
I hope this bit brought a much needed smile to your face just like it did to mine.
Oliver Hudson was filming Nashville in Nashville and Scream Queens in New Orleans, two cities that are known for their comfort food. Because of that he gained 18 pounds and he wasn’t feeling so positive about himself and how he looked. His wife suggested that he get a Bro-zilian and that will make him feel more confident. Mostly because it will make his wiener look longer, you know because the tree stump will no longer hidden by all of that bush! Plus, his wife enticed him to do it, by offering him things if he did it.
Then if that was not enough information, he described what happened when he actually got it done to Conan. Would he do it again? He said in a high-pitched voice, “Maybe!”
As Hudson was telling his (hairless) tale on the TBS late night show, he asked Tom Jones, the other guest who was sitting next to him, if he had any hair down there since he has shown his package so many times. To which the legendary singer said sometimes when he is shaving his head with an electric razor, he moves it down to his other head. Giving new meaning to What’s New Pussycat? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Conan O’Brien has boldly been taking his TBS talk show to places where no other talk show has gone. In the last year, he has been to Cuba, San Diego Comic-Con, Taco Bell headquarters and tonight at 11p he is traveling to Armenia with his assistant Sona, whose family comes from there. Even though she is Armenian, she has never been. O’Brien offered to take the journey with her and the nation will never be the same.
While the two of them are in Armenia, he will attempt to speak the language as he shops at one of their markets. When he is shopping, he gets to try their Viagra and Sona better run. She doesn’t, and together they find themselves among some sheep herders. He is unimpressed by the way they dress, but he does like how he is dressed for his Armenian soap opera debut.
It wasn’t all about laughs, the two of them also went to Genocide Memorial. Sona lost family members during the Genocide and she was able to find the marker for the town where they came from. It was emotional moment for the two and it will be one for us too.
Conan is a master when it comes to remotes and his show. He knows how to bring the humor, but also to show us a place we’ve never seen before through his eyes. We learn more about it through him then we could on our own.
When it comes to Armenia, we’ve seen it before, but through The Kardashians’ eyes. Does that mean that after tonight he will be known as Konan? Sorry, I couldn’t go without making a joke about that.
In all seriousness, tonight’s Conan is one not to miss, so don’t miss it.
