Conan O’Brien added a new segment to his TBS late night show where Jordan Schlansky gets to review the products he likes. The first review was for Philips Norelco Bodygroom, a product the AP uses on a daily basis and thinks his boss should try it out. When Conan asked him where, Schlansky told him about the disgusting the red patch of hair at the base of his back that he saw back in 2004 when they shared a hotel room in Vegas.
Then after a long talk about that tramp stamp of pubes, O’Brien asked Jordan to shave it off. Down went his pants and off went the hair. Conan liked it so much, he asked his employee to go lower. Sadly for him that was below the reviewer’s pay grade. I guess he only shaves above the belt.
Whether you want to see the review or not, I highly recommend watching this video because it is the funniest thing you will see all day. Why hasn’t TBS given these two a show together? Could you imagine all the trouble they could get into together? Although, I think only one of them would make it out of the first season alive.
Conan O’Brien has been doing comedy for almost 30 years now and he really has the routine down. So much so, he felt confident enough to release the set list for his Las Vegas show yesterday. It is very simply, “Walk on stage,” “Tell joke” and “Apologize for joke.” I wonder if the comedians who steal jokes will steal his set list? They should. Many many many comedians should. But not Conan because I think he is the funniest host on late night.
When Borat came out in 2006, everyone kept saying how funny it was. I hated it and barely laughed.
Now ten years later, Sacha Baron Cohen was on Conan tonight and the TBS late night asked him about a scene that landed on the cutting room floor. A scene that sounds so funny, I don’t know why it didn’t make it in over most of the other parts of the movie
What was it? An out of work Borat gets a job in a p0rno. But when his big scene cums, I mean comes, he finds an interesting way to get out of it. Or so he thought. When that fails, he finally gets his out performing, but everything leading up to that moment had me all wet. As in tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. Why? You just have to hear him describe it in his own words because my retell could never do it justice.
Dr. Jennifer Berman was on Conan yesterday, and it was another unforgettable appearance. This time she taught Andy Richter and Conan O’Brien how to do Kegel exercises to strengthen the muscle down there so they can last longer in bed.
She told the TBS late night host that he needs to look in the mirror, pull the base of penis in, lift the scrotum up and squeeze. Then she instructed him to do it. Whenever us women hear the word Kegel, we do it and I would assume he was doing it too.
But what if it is too hard to do? There is a little device that men can use to help them out. It was hard (that came later) for him to position himself on it, but when he did he was very excited. That is because it vibrates under a male’s testicular area. You can tell by the expression on his face he loved that and you can tell by my expression I didn’t. There are things you can’t unsee and this is one of them.
Kate Hudson was on Conan yesterday, and he wanted to know what she meant when she said she prefers to wear as little clothes as possible. She explained, “I do like to be naked. I much prefer being naked than clothed.” Then she added, “When I get home, I just want to be naked.”
This is something she got from her parents Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell. She revealed that because her mom was a dancer, she has always been comfortable with her body. But then again, to be fair, the Oscar winner has always had a great body. If I had her figure and Hudson’s, I would be naked all the time too. Wouldn’t you?
