A few months ago, the World was shocked to hear that Ozzy Osbourne cheated on his wife, and yesterday on Conan she talked about his affair. She told Conan O’Brien, he is addict and his addiction comes out in many different ways and one of those ways is sex. In order cure him of it, besides going to rehab, she says she got him glasses so he can see what he is literally getting himself in to.
And in to her is how she is punishing him. She is making her husband go from eating bats to eating her vag for 3 hours a day. I wonder if that helps or hurts his singing because his mouth, tongue and throat are all getting a major workout.
Is the visual stuck in your mind too?
Bruce Campbell is cult icon and woman have asked The Evil Dead star to leave his mark on their boobies. Over the years, he has perfected his technique and tonight on TBS’s Conan, he showed us how to do it. It is not as easy as just signing your name, the skin has to be positioned a certain way so that his autograph doesn’t go up in Ash. It really it quite fascinating to watch as he does it.
But let’s be real, once he got bored of going to second base with strangers, that is when he really learned how to do it!
The other day, one of the Presidential candidate’s sons Tweeted an ad using Skittles as an analogy for not allowing Syrian Refugees into the United States. Most people found it sour like certain flavor of Skittles.
But then there is Conan O’Brien and his TBS show, they found the humor in it and created more political ads using otherpopular candies that we love to eat. You know, what the artificial ads, are more realistic than the real advertisement that caused all of this commotion. And also much more delicious.
I don’t know what it is about Conan O’Brien, but people seem to talk about the most intimate things about themselves on his TBS late night talk show. For example, last week when Regina Hall was on, she told him about her Yoni Eggs. What are they? They are stones shaped as eggs that women stick up their vajayjays for sexual power, awaken sensuality and maintain amazing health. Depending on the crystal you use, you can use it to attract even more love. Which makes me want to stick a Rose Quartz up there ASAP.
Although, she kind of scared me off to it, when she said they could shoot out of you if you sneeze. Could you imagine someone trying to explained to the ER Doctor why they are there. Some guy will be like, I was just sitting there when this woman sneezed, a large stone came out her hoo hah and hit my right smack in the kisser. Actually, now that I think about it, that is a great way to meet a man.
On that note, I think the stone that Conan has inside of him started out as coal but is now a diamond in the rough.
Last week, Italy said it is not a criminal offense to masturbate in public and Conan O’Brien needed to know more about it. Therefore, he did a liveshot from The Boot, and the TBS late night host got more than he bargained for from the reporter who is excited about the ruling. How excited? Let’s just say it is now legal to show that excitement while you are out and about in that Country.
I just adore Conan, he makes me both laugh out loud and feel ashamed about it at the same time. I am so glad he is still on late night because he is the only one who is still willing to go there and beyond. The other don’t have his sized balls, huge.
