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Bruce Campbell is Discontinued
November 28th, 2023 under Bruce Campbell, Ryan Reynolds. [ Comments: none ]

Bruce Campbell is a treasure. Because of that, he is something you want to put in a time capsule so that future generations can understand and appreciate his greatness.

Therefore, it makes sense that he would host a show from a cave in 2037 about discontinued items that we used to love, which are no longer around, like The Jerry Springer Show, the Blackberry, and AOL.

In the weekly series Discontinued, he will look back at the products, phenomenons, and phrases that are no longer with us in a way only he and other comedians can.

So make sure to watch Discontinued when it debuts on November 30th at 8p on the Maximum Effort Channel on Fubo and then Wednesdays at 9p before the Evil Dead get us and destroy everything that isn’t discontinued.

And on that note. Instead of saying that someone is cancelled, can we just say they were discontinued?


Is there anything Bruce Campbell can’t do?
September 11th, 2023 under Bruce Campbell. [ Comments: none ]

It seems like Bruce Campbell can do anything like defeat the Evil Dead. And that is not all he can do. He can also roll the perfect strike in bowling.

I guess he learned that trick when he was bowling down Demons. And I am impressed!

I am also impressed by his dancing moves!


Watch Black Friday instead of shopping on Black Friday
November 28th, 2021 under Bruce Campbell. [ Comments: none ]

Black Friday is the scariest day in retail. There is nothing scarier than a customer who wants that discount and will do anything to get it. Imagine working at a toy store right after Thanksgiving? That is what nightmares are all about. Or so they thought at We Love Toys.

Little did they know that during a meteor shower, something came down, and it is turning people into killer-like Zombies. Now, they are dealing with blood-thirsty customers, and they are much more terrifying than a mother who needs that hard-to-get-toy for their spoiled child.

So who are the employees fighting for their lives? There is Johnathan (Bruce Campbell), who is the store’s primary manager. He has been working there for decades, and he will do anything for corporate. Brian (Stephen Peck) is the anal assistant manager, and he likes torturing everyone. Ken (Devon Sawa) is a father of two girls, and he wants to be the cool dude at the store. Chris (Ryan Lee) is a nerdy guy who loves that he is working at the store he begged his parents to take him to as a kid. Marnie (Ivana Baquero) is the tough girl. But she is not as tough as Archie (Michael Jai White). All Anita (Celeste Olivia) wants is to be is the employee of the month, and she is over and over again. And finally, there is Emmett (Louie Kurtzman) and tonight is his first day on the job. What a crappy day to start a new job.

Together, they are going to do everything they can to get out of their alive. Something that is not easy to do because the customers are indestructible and just won’t die. Can anything kill them? Or is this the rare movie where no one gets out alive? You will have to own it on home video to find out,

And you will want to find out. I suggest watching it every Thanksgiving. This way, you will remember that it is not safe to shop on Black Friday. Instead, you can wait until Cyber Monday to do it from the safety of your home, where the only virus will affect your computer and not turn your co-shoppers into murderous creatures.

Personally, I am not a fan of Zombie-like films. Even as a kid, they were not my favorite. Therefore, it is rare that I like anything in this genre. I didn’t like this film; I loved it. They don’t waste any time for the transformation to take effect. Once it starts, it is like speeding in a shopping cart with no walls in sight. In other words, it is a nonstop thrill ride that you never want to end.

Not only are there plenty of scares, but there are also are plenty of laughs. Did you expect anything less from a film that stars Bruce Campbell? He is the King of this genre when he is not playing the King!

Buy Black Friday for everyone on your nice list. This way, they will remember not to venture out after Turkey Day. Instead, they will stay home, watch this movie, and enjoy feeling stuffed as the turkey did 24 hours earlier.


BTWF: Bruce Campbell on Knot’s Landing
August 7th, 2020 under Before They Were Famous, Bruce Campbell. [ Comments: none ]

Before Bruce Campbell was all about the perfect landing on Burn Notice, he guest starred on Knot’s Landing. He looks the same now as he did when he was 29 in that 1987 episode.


Bruce Campbell in bed surrounded by pussy
July 6th, 2020 under Bruce Campbell, In Bed. [ Comments: none ]

Bruce Campbell/Instagram

There is no denying that Bruce Campbell is a ladies’ man. Therefore, it should come as no surprise that he was photographed in bed with two pussy…cats.

No matter how hot the Evil Dead star was before this picture, he definitely made my notice burn with this one. That was lame. What is not lame is a man finding joy with two kitties. There is nothing sexier to a lot of women, like me. Me-ow!


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