Conan O’Brien is in Italy, one of the most romantic countries in the world. Therefore, you would think that he would be having the best Valentine’s ever. Then you would be wrong. That is because the 6’4″ talk show host is spending it in the smallest car with Jordan Schlansky. I do not know what is worse for him, having his knees in face (because he is all legs) or being trapped in the car with his mortal enemy. I am going with the latter because who would want to be stuck in a car with Mr Know It All, who does seem to know it all.
You know what TBS, I am pitching that these two men do a Comedians in Cars with Coffee like series, but it is just them, in this car, trying to navigate their way through LA traffic every week. Could you imagine? Schlansky can teach us all about Los Angeles, while O’Brien learns all the ways you can kill someone and get away with murder from all those investigation shows on television.
BTW the two of them are in Italy taping another episode of Conan Without Borders.
Jordan Schlansky is flying to Florence and sitting behind him is his excited boss Conan O’Brien; so are the two of them having a secret affair in Italy? No, but they are going there together to film the latest Conan Without Borders.
I do not care why they are going overseas, I am so happy that is just the two of them. Because with this episode, TBS finally has a pilot for their newest comedy, O’ Schlansky. Read it like it is a promo for an ’80s sitcom.
They are the best comedic duo since Abbott & Costello and Laurel & Hardy.
UPDATE: They are posting videos from their trip and they look like they are having a lot of fun. If I am lying, may my nose grow!!!
Conan O’Brien has witnessed a lot interesting things on his late night shows over the last quarter of century, and last night he had his first proposal on the show.
A man interrupted the TBS host’s monologue to propose to the woman sitting next to him and she said yes. They are so in love, that they got married right there on the spot. It was so beautiful, with vows and everything. My stone cold heart is a little warmer now.
Best of luck to Matt and CP! May you have many years of wedded bliss!
My married friend would have done the same when we went to a Conan taping and the host and Ricky Gervais stripped down to their underwear and got into a tub together.
Jamie Dornan is a man. Thus, if he has to take the underwear off of a women before they have sex, it is not going to be done in a way that women will find sexy. He will just rip them off and go for it. But in the Fifty Shades movies, a man can not do that. Therefore, Dakota Johnson showed him how to do it properly and a way that will turn women on. How? He told Conan O’Brien that you wrap your thumbs around the top and slowly pull them down one side at a time.
Did he get a thumbs up from his co-star for his thumbs down? He did not say, but you saw that movie, what do you think?
Just over a week ago, Donald Trump described Haiti and Africa as 💩🕳️s. When Conan O’Brien heard this, he decided to hop on a plane, fly down to Haiti and film one of his Conan Without Borders specials there to prove that the president is wrong. While touring the beautiful country, he asked some of the residents if they have a message for POTUS and boy did they. Sadly, their words are too clever for Trump to understand what they are truly saying to him.
This was just a teaser and the full episode airs this Saturday on TBS. Make sure to watch because Conan takes you to places and introduces you to the people that no one else will show you. I always find these special very informative, interesting and most importantly enjoyable.
