Jean-Claude Van Damme was on Conan yesterday, and O’Brien’s staff told the martial arts actor something about their boss before he went on the air. They revealed to him that O’Brien has a mental issue about his lack of a butt.
Before they started the interview, Van Damme brought that little tidbit up and said that Conan has a nice bum. That is when the TBS host stood up and let his guest feel his assets. Which he did, but Conan stayed a little too long.
Then when the show and feel was done, Van Damme gave us all tips on how to strengthen our tushes. Lie down on the ground, contract your butt cheeks for three seconds, release for two and repeat 30 times. If you do it properly, then you will not be able to walk the next day. Who cares about that because no one who is walking behind you will be able to look up at the back of your head. If you catch my drift and not my fart.
I can say that because you stopped reading after I told you the secret to having nice buttocks.
Conan O’Brien recently went back to Boston. Not to visit his family, but to check out the Samuel Adams Brewery and get a tour by its founder Jim Koch. There was not enough beer in the brewery to prepare Koch for what was about to happen next.
There was lots and lots of drinking by Conan, a very funny line by the owner and 28 beers being mixed into one pitcher. Only to be downed by the TBS host who created a new flavor that only he liked. Then again when you drink as much as he has, anything and everything tastes good. It can be the beer of drunks because they are the only one who will like it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDDZ3R3o8hM
Late night, literally, went to the dogs, and squirrels and chickens yesterday. That is because three of the talk shows did bits with those animals.
Jimmy Kimmel Live did a commercial advertising AirBuds aka pot for dogs. They found viral videos of dogs doing funny things and mashed them all together for the ad. I don’t have to smoke some marijuana to laugh uncontrollably to that.
Over on Conan, O’Brien opended up his studio to the fat squirrels who are not being taken care of at the national parks because of the shutdown. This bit is so stupid that is absolutely brilliant. That is why I love this TBS host, he is not afraid to make a schmuck of himself.
Finally, Jimmy Fallon and Backstreet Boys dressed up as chickens and clucked their through Everybody on The Tonight Show. What can you say that? How about it, I Want It That Way from now on!
Now, that you have watched all this videos, which one made you howl at the moon?
Conan O’Brien has been hosting a late night show since 1993. Over the last 25, he has only taken three extended breaks. The first was the writers’ strike in 2007. The second time was when Jay Leno stole The Tonight Show from him in 2010 and he was left showless until TBS gave him a show. The latest one is happening right now.
Ever since November, he has been off the air as he transitions his 1-hour show to a half hour one on January 22nd. Since he is not on camera, he can let his beard grow out as he has done on other hiatuses from his talk show. Even those were for a longer period of time, his facial hair was not as long and as full as it is now. He has Duck Dynasty beard going on, so what is his secret to getting a mane from chin like that in such a short period of time? Samuel Adams beer. They put the beer in beerd. Then you put the beer in your beerd when you try to drink with that hairy thing.
Don’t take my word for it, look at everyone else at Sam Adams Tap Room. It is the elixir for men who can not grow a real beard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEsxlNrMG0g&feature=youtu.be
Even though Conan O’Brien has been a late night host for 25 years, he is on his fourth late night show. First, he had Late Night on NBC then The Tonight Show. Which we all know what happened with that. Let’s not talk about it. TBS believed in him so much they gave him an hour-long show!
Coming up on January 22nd at 11p, he will have a new show on the network. Which will be the same thing but his 60-minute show was cut in half. However, it will be twice as funny. At least it better be!
The less time gives him more time to work on what makes him so brilliant, remotes unlike anyone else.
Don’t worry, late night’s best host and interviewer will still be talking to celebrities. Whether they want to or not.
Personally, as much as I would love to have more of Conan, I am OK with the time cut if it means we get to see him do more outside the studio. His remotes hurt my stomach because I laugh so hard. He is a real pisser. That is what that term means!
