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John Legend sings in the shower like you and me!
July 19th, 2020 under Chrissy Teigen, John Legend. [ Comments: none ]

John Legend might be a member of the exclusive EGOT society, but he is a commoner like you and me. As in the Grammy-winning singer sings in the shower too. His wife, Chrissy Teigen, secretly recorder him singing while cleaning himself, and I feel better about using my shower head as a microphone!


Chrissy Teigen shows off her sunburn lines
July 3rd, 2020 under Chrissy Teigen. [ Comments: none ]

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Chrissy Teigen decided to get some color by laying out in the sun, but she didn’t get the color she was going for. She wanted brown, but, instead, she got red. Ouch!

Don’t ask her if she was wearing suntan lotion because she was. She just wasn’t expecting the sun to be stronger than it was. We think that when it is cloudy out, the sun is not as strong. However, it is even stronger. Once you learn that lesson, you never do it again. At least, I have not.


Luna Legend’s message to her mom’s former breast implants
June 11th, 2020 under Chrissy Teigen. [ Comments: none ]

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A few weeks ago, Chrissy Teigen revealed that she was getting her breast implants out. Today was the big day, and her daughter Luna sent her mom a little note. The 4-year-old made sure to say, “Bye boobies,” to the girls.

I think this proves that the toddler got her mom’s sense of humor. It definitely is not her dad’s.

When it comes to how Teigen is doing, she said, “Surgery went perfectly! So so so so so sore but waking up to this [Luna’s note] made it go away for half a minute at least.”

How long do you think before she debuts her original boobies? I say by next week.


Chrissy Teigen is getting her implants taken out
May 26th, 2020 under Chrissy Teigen. [ Comments: 2 ]

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Chrissy Teigen has been open about the fact that she got her boobs done when she was 20. Now, 14 years and two kids later, she is ready to have her implants taken out.

Mrs. John Legend explained why she is doing it, “They’ve been great to me for many years but I’m just over it. I’d like to be able to zip a dress in my size, lay on my belly with pure comfort! No biggie! So don’t worry about me! All good. I’ll still have boobs, they’ll just be pure fat. Which is all a tit is in the first place. A dumb, miraculous bag of fat. ❤️”

Who else besides me thinks that she will try to sell the implants after the surgery?


John Legend has crabs!
March 19th, 2020 under Chrissy Teigen, John Legend. [ Comments: none ]

Chrissy Teigen/Instagram

John Legend and Chrissy Teigen are stuck home with their two kids, Luna and Miles. Since their children are too young to be homeschooled, the family of four gets to have some fun.

What is more fun than swimming? Thus, the four of them put on their swimming suits and jumped on inro the pool. Before they got their bathing suits all wet, the model took a photo of her two boys modeling their swimming trunks with crabs on them.

You know that Teigen bought those just so she could say, “I have crabs.” That means she gave them to the People’s Sexiest Man Alive.

Can someone tell me what manufacturer thought that was a good idea? Didn’t they realize all the jokes that person wearing them is going to have endure? They probably did!


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