Nick Cannon was a guest on The Howard Stern Show today and the America’s Got Talent judge asked the host about the size of his cannon. Well Mr Mariah Carey wasn’t shy to tell the world that when he is gets excited he is almost at the “9” mark”. No wonder Mimi and him are still happily married! And he did talk about her too, and he admitted that she “hated” working on American Idol. Talking about work, he also confirmed to Stern that NBC did talk to him about replacing Jimmy Fallon on Late Night. He turned the job down because he doesn’t have the time for a commitment like that. Which is a shame because he would’ve been perfect for the job.
Cannon wasn’t the only guest on the show today, Chris Rock made a surprise appearance. The comedian revealed that he has “a bigger than average c0ck.” Although he doesn’t know how big because he never measured it with a ruler, but he did say it is easily over 7″.
Now as big as both men say they are, they ain’t got nothing on the other guest that was there. Jonah Falcon is on record as having the biggest one at 13.5″. Which is probably the real size of Nick, Chris and Howard all put together. Sorry Howard, but you always say how small you are!
Twitter has given celebrities a forum to say what is on their minds and today Chris Rock gave us an interesting spin on the death of Whitney Houston. He gave us these Words of Wizdumb, “If somebody told you 20 years ago that 20 years from now bobby brown magic Johnson mike Tyson and Charlie sheen would be alive and Whitney Houston would be dead you would have told them they were crazy” Add to the list Robert Downey Jr, Rob Lowe, Keith Richards, Ozzy Osbourne, Gary Busey, Courtney Love and Leif Garrett you would be even more shocked that they all outlived Whitney Houston. Amazing what can happen in just two decades?
Before Wanda Sykes was the mother to twins, she was Video Mama to hundreds of kids on The Chris Rock Show. She is funny now as when she was 33 in that 1998 bit.
Is anyone surprised that CNN wants to replace the boring John King, who is as exciting as white bread? But what is surprising is that the NY Post is reporting that they want to replace him with Chris Rock. You know the comedian who played a guy running for President in Head of State, so I guess that makes him qualified for the role, I mean as anchor of a nightly show on the network that was once known as the “Most trusted name in news.” If they do hire him, they can totally get rid of that slogan. Actually once they hired Piers Morgan, they should’ve gotten rid of it. Actually it was even before then. In fact I can’t even remember when they were the most trusted name because I stopped trusting them along time ago.
Now back to Rock, it isn’t that I don’t like him, it’s just I don’t think he has any qualifications for the job. And you would think CNN would’ve learned their lesson from when they hired DL Hughley to host a show. Remember how well that show did? It didn’t..
Before Chris Rock was invited to the Playboy Mansion, he was working as a valet there in Beverly Hills Cop II. He looks the same now as he did when he was 21 in that 1987 movie. Even his voice hasn’t changed in 23 years since that movie came out.
