Celebrities love Skims, so it makes sense that Brooke Shields, Juliette Lewis, Chelsea Handler, Becky G, Cassie, and Indya Moore would model for the brand’s new bra line. I guess.
Personally, I am a Yitty girl because Lizzo is a better role model than the person who owns Skims. Plus, Lizzo donates the proceeds to good causes, while you never hear that about the other one.
On a positive note, at least they got Handler to put on a bra. So there is that.
Have you ever wondered how many nipples Harry Styles has? Well, you are not alone. Chelsea Handler wondered the same thing, so she asked the singer if the rumor was true that he has four nipples. He said, “They’re right.” Then he pointed to where they are on his chest.
After, he started laughing; I thought he might’ve been joking. So, I made the sacrifice to look up photos of “Harry Styles shirtless” to see if he was serious. This was very difficult to do. I mean, can you imagine the suffering I had to go through for you? It was very hard, and you should. I appreciate all I do for y’all. Anyways, you can see that he was telling the truth. There are four of them.
They say nipples on men are useless, but on him, four of them are not. Not sure what we could do with them. But I am sure we could come up with something.
Chelsea Handler copied Lizzo’s (who copied it from Kim Kardashian) catsuit. Well, it isn’t as much of a jumpsuit as much as a tapesuit because the women were all wrapped up like mummies in masking tape.
Watching the comedian try to move while being taped up like that makes me wonder if we have to unwrap her? Could we leave her like that? I mean, she has a poop hole, so what else does she need? Now that she has broken up with Jo Koy, she doesn’t need that hole. Too soon?
Chelsea Handler is taping a standup special on August 22nd in Jersey City, NJ, but there is something you have to do when you get the free tickets. According to 1iota, “Please be prepared to go through a 2-step testing protocol to attend the show. Testing will be provided by production and coordinated upon ticket confirmation.”
My friend told me that they did this for Dave Chappelle’s comedy special on July 29th. I guess this means that this is the future of what we will need to do to go to a show. You need to be tested for COVID-19, and test negative for coronavirus, before you go into a dark cramped space to listen to someone try to be funny.
Even though all of the ticket holders will be tested, would feel safe enough to be a theater now during the coronavirus pandemic? Call me what you want, but there is no way you could get me to do it. There will still be comedy specials when it is safe to go to one again.
Chelsea Handler wants you to wear a mask, so she created a video that would get your attention. She put on three masks. One on her mouth, and one on each boob. I would need bigger masks.
Anyways, wear a mask so we can get closer to normal. Remember the good old days, like February?
