So I was watching either Ghost Whisperer or Medium and they had a commercial that left me going is that for real? CBS Cares is doing their holiday messages and this year they have two actors suggesting that you give the special woman in your life a pap smear this holiday season. Seriously, this is no joke.
Chris Beetem says, “Wanna do something special for your woman this Christmas? Schedule a pap smear. Pap smears saves lives. Give her the gift even Santa can’t deliver.” Well he hasn’t been to some of the holiday parties I have been to because I have seen Santas doing what looked like pap smears to some girls. Joking. But seriously if that is what my man got me for a Christmas gift, I would give him the door. As in get the f*ck out of my house you sick, cheap son of a bitch. Seriously what woman would want that?
Oh and BTW CBS Cares didn’t leave the Jews out, they also did one for Hanukkah. Josh Pais says, “Wanna do something special for your woman this Hanukkah? Schedule her a pap smear. Just a schmear can save her life. Give her the gift that will light up her Menorah.” If I had a boyfriend and he went down there just right, he could light Menorah…but not in a pap smear sort of way.
FYI to the men (because no f*cking way a woman would ever approve that sh!t) who came up with those PSAs, they suck and not in a way that would light your Menorah.
Mean CBS has pulled Three Rivers from their lineup to air repeats of their crime dramas. I am really sad about this because this was the best new drama of the fall season that got better every week, but CBS never gave it a chance. They started it late and never promoted it like their other new shows. Plus they paired it with Cold Case and that show has never been good and who is still watching that show? How is that still airing on Sundays and Three Rivers isn’t? The Live Feed is saying that CBS will still shoot all 13 episodes, but when and where is still TBD. Hey CBS since you f*cked with this show from Day 1 how about giving it a fighting chance and air it on Thursday at 8p when Survivor finishes it season?
So there are only two new shows waiting to find out if they are going to get an additional episode order from their network and one of them is the touching drama Three Rivers. CBS is giving the show one last shot on that order by testing it out in a new timeslot tonight at 10p. So I am begging you to please watch this show that gets better with each episode so that CBS will order more episodes from a show that is the only drama to make me cry this season. If NBC could resurrect Trauma with 3 more episodes after they said they weren’t going to because the show has been finding more and more viewers each week, why can’t we do the same for Three Rivers? So again please please please watch it tonight on CBS at 10p!!! I promise if you do, you will understand why I am pleading with you to watch this show.
Two officers die (a third found at a different location) and one will be left in critical condition at the CBI office and they will have to try to find out who killed their own. They will have to figure it out if it was an inside job or if someone from the outside came in and killed three of their own and leaving one to die. In the process of trying to find the murderer they will all be rocked by the murders and they will never be the same. True feelings come out and one person will quit. Finally when the murderer’s reasons are revealed it will leave Patrick numb and him wondering about it all. It is a pivotal episode of The Mentalist tonight at 10p on CBS and you are not going to want to miss it because CBI will never be look the same.
Christine’s newly single ex-husband tells her he wants her to fix him up and she tells him he wants her to do the same on tonight’s The New Adventure of Old Christine. So she sets him up with Jennifer Grey and he sets her up with Dave Foley and let’s say this double date will have you doubling over in laughter. While Richard thinks he has better the deal, he slowly finds out Christine is the one that made out like a bandit…literally. Tune in to CBS at 8p to see why Old Christine and Richard will never ever set each other up again. Make sure to watch it all the way until the end to see the big news that new Christine (Richard’s ex-fiancee) has for him, it is definitely going to change things up on the show!
