People on social media are doing the M3GAN Dance. It is the biggest dance craze since the Wednesday Dance in December.
Since Drew Barrymore is not going to miss an opportunity to be part of a trend, she jumped on the bandwagon. And because she is who she is, the actress one-upped everyone and did it dressed as M3GAN.
Did she make the Model 3 Generative Android proud? I hope so because I saw the movie, and you don’t want to be on the doll’s bad side.
BTW The real reason why Drew is dressed as M3GAN is because she is going to interview Allison Williams tomorrow on The Drew Barrymore Show.
Do you still have dolls in your house? You won’t after you watch the trailer for M3GAN. She looks to be the scariest doll since Chucky. Yeah, I said it, Annabelle. Don’t come after me. Please!
Anyways, on January 13th, we are going to meet M3GAN, which is a Model Three Generative Android. She was designed by Gemma (Allison Williams), and she is going to let her recently orphaned niece Cady (Violet McGraw), test her out. Everything seems to be going along like a dream until it turns into a nightmare. M3GAN will do anything to protect Cady, including killing to do it. How many people will die?
That is what we will find out on the first Friday the 13th of 2023. That is if you are brave enough to go see the Horror film…
BTW I want to see them do this with a sex robot, a la the original Electric Dreams. If you have never seen it, then you must watch it on Tubi for free.
Blumhouse released the trailer for the final Halloween movie in the 45-year franchise. And wow, Halloween Ends is going to go out in flames. I can’t wait to see how they end it all because the last two movies have been spectacular.
And now, I am wondering who lives and who dies. Part of me thinks it either ends with Michael Myers surviving or both of them dying. I don’t think it can end with Laurie Strode being the sole survivor unless she becomes a serial killer like her brother.
Halloween just doesn’t feel like it should end on a happy note. It is not a Disney movie. So they need to die miserably ever after.
How do you want to franchise to end when it comes out on October 14th.
We saw Freddy vs Jason at Camp Crystal Lake. However, the hockey mask-wearing serial killer recently traveled north from New Jersey to NYC via the subway. Much to his surprise, he ran into one of his other rivals on the train. That arch-nemesis is Chucky.
Since Subway Creatures Official only filmed the first few seconds of their showdown, we are left to wonder what happened next. Hey Blumhouse, make it happen. I need Freddy vs Chucky on the Subway.
Why does every remake have to be f*cked up psychological thriller these days? Case in point the remake of the positive Fantasy Island is now a dark thriller. Someone give the writers of movies today some antidepressants because this depressing sh!t needs to stop. Between Joker, The Invisible Man and this, Hollywood needs to lighten the f*ck up. Why can’t we have happy things? What is so wrong with that?
I thought my love life was sad, but seeing this on Valentine’s Day would be even sadder. Screw you Blumhouse.
