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It is Laurie Strode vs Michael Myers until Halloween Ends
July 20th, 2022 under Blumhouse, Halloween, Jamie Lee Curtis. [ Comments: none ]

Blumhouse released the trailer for the final Halloween movie in the 45-year franchise. And wow, Halloween Ends is going to go out in flames. I can’t wait to see how they end it all because the last two movies have been spectacular.

And now, I am wondering who lives and who dies. Part of me thinks it either ends with Michael Myers surviving or both of them dying. I don’t think it can end with Laurie Strode being the sole survivor unless she becomes a serial killer like her brother.

Halloween just doesn’t feel like it should end on a happy note. It is not a Disney movie. So they need to die miserably ever after.

How do you want to franchise to end when it comes out on October 14th.

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This NYC subway showdown should be made into a movie
July 9th, 2021 under Blumhouse, Strange Encounters. [ Comments: none ]

We saw Freddy vs Jason at Camp Crystal Lake. However, the hockey mask-wearing serial killer recently traveled north from New Jersey to NYC via the subway. Much to his surprise, he ran into one of his other rivals on the train. That arch-nemesis is Chucky.

Since Subway Creatures Official only filmed the first few seconds of their showdown, we are left to wonder what happened next. Hey Blumhouse, make it happen. I need Freddy vs Chucky on the Subway.

Who do you think will win their duel?

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Fantasy Island is anything but a fantasy
November 11th, 2019 under Blumhouse, Stupid Sequels/Remakes. [ Comments: 1 ]


Why does every remake have to be f*cked up psychological thriller these days? Case in point the remake of the positive Fantasy Island is now a dark thriller. Someone give the writers of movies today some antidepressants because this depressing sh!t needs to stop. Between Joker, The Invisible Man and this, Hollywood needs to lighten the f*ck up. Why can’t we have happy things? What is so wrong with that?

I thought my love life was sad, but seeing this on Valentine’s Day would be even sadder. Screw you Blumhouse.

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Celebrate Black Christmas on Friday the 13th
September 5th, 2019 under Blumhouse, Movies. [ Comments: none ]


45 years ago, Black Christmas aka Silent Night, Evil Night scared moviegoers just days before the holiday. This year, an updated version (or second remake) of the 1974 movie is coming to theaters on Friday the 13th of December.

The slasher film is described as, “Hawthorne College is quieting down for the holidays. But as Riley Stone (Imogen Poots, Green Roomn) and her Mu Kappa Epsilon sisters-athlete Marty (Lily Donaghue, The CW’s Jane the Virgin), rebel Kris (Aleyse Shannon, The CW’s Charmed), and foodie Jesse (Brittany O’Grady, Fox’s Star)-prepare to deck the halls with a series of seasonal parties, a black-masked stalker begins killing sorority women one by one.

“As the body count rises, Riley and her squad start to question whether they can trust any man, including Marty’s beta-male boyfriend, Nate (Simon Mead, Same But Different: A True New Zealand Love Story), Riley’s new crush Landon (Caleb Eberhardt, Amazon’s Mozart in the Jungle) or even esteemed classics instructor Professor Gelson (Cary Elwes).

“Whoever the killer is, he’s about to discover that this generation’s young women aren’t about to be anybody’s victims”

As someone who loves horror movies based on holidays, I am thoroughly excited for this movie. Especially because it looks like Blumhouse is keeping it old school. As in letting the suspense of the kill scares as compared to horrible CGI effects. That and last year I saw so many Christmas based horror movies, I need a new one to add to my viewing list.

You can watch the original Black Christmas on TubiTV for free now. Something I will be doing to get me in the mood for the holidays. If you have never seen it, it is one of the scariest Christmas horror movies ever made and believe me, I would know.

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