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How does Billy Ray Cyrus feel about Miley dropping his last name?
September 2nd, 2026 under Billy Ray Cyrus, Miley Cyrus. [ Comments: none ]

Earlier this week, Miley Cyrus announced that she is dropping her last name and going by just Miley. Today, Billy Ray Cyrus revealed how he feels about that.

He wrote: “Family means more than ever now. I always called my little girl Miley. Just … Miley. Just like I always called my little boy Braison. Bet you didn’t know … I was just CYRUS before Achy Breaky Heart came out in 92. All of my swag and T shirts only read. CYRUS SOME GAVE ALL with a picture of a POW MIA flag on it that and the words .. ‘You are not forgotten.’ I told Miley yesterday I felt good about her going with her first name. I mentioned Dolly and Cher. Thinkin about it more and more … Elvis .. Prince …and so on. It’s a natural progression for an iconic superstar legend. And the legend continues ! Looking forward to the new album. Now … if only Mercury / Polygram would have just not insisted on the” Billy Ray” part and just let me be CYRUS…… I could have done something!!! Ha ha !!! 🤣 All good. 👍🏼”

I have to admit, that was the answer I was expecting. So my cowboy hat is off to him for being man enough for his daughter to drop her family name.

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Are Joan Collins and Elizabeth Hurley Swingers?
April 16th, 2026 under Billy Ray Cyrus, Do they have something to tell us?, Elizabeth Hurley, Joan Collins. [ Comments: none ]

Joan Collins and her husband, Percy Gibson, met up with her, The Royals’ daughter, Elizabeth Hurley, and her boyfriend, Billy Ray Cyrus, for dinner. And they had a “Super evening.”

However, I wonder how super it was. Why? Because the photos that the legendary actress shared show the two women with the other one’s man. So, I imagined them as Swingers. They are not! But it is fun to think that they are having some Primetime Soap Opera storylines going on!

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Surprise! Elizabeth Hurley and Billy Ray Cyrus are dating!
April 20th, 2025 under Billy Ray Cyrus, Elizabeth Hurley, Strange Encounters. [ Comments: none ]

My birthday, April Fools’ Day, was 19 days ago, and I am still celebrating it tonight at my friends’ place!

I am not the only one because Elizabeth Hurley announced that she is dating Billy Ray Cyrus today. This has to be a joke. Right? Who had them as a couple on their BINGO card?

If they are really dating, I need to know how it happened because they are the oddest couple since Pete Davidson and Kate Beckinsale.

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Is there something up with Billy Ray Cyrus?
January 21st, 2025 under Billy Ray Cyrus. [ Comments: none ]

Billy Ray Cyrus did not have an easy 2024. He ended his marriage to Fireroseafter, after just seven months, had a messy divorce, and there are rumors that he and his daughter, Miley, are estranged.

His 2025 is starting off on a good note for him (not the country) because he was asked to perform at the 2025 Inauguration Liberty Ball. So, you would think that he would dress up for the event.

He didn’t. In fact, yesterday, someone said he looked homeless, and today, he looked even worse. He wore a cowboy hat that hid his messy hair, which looked like it hadn’t been washed in a while. Below that, he donned an oversized jacket over a sleeveless tee and jeans.

If it was just how he looked, it would be one thing. However, it was also singing. He began by lipsyncing to Old Town Road with the music video playing in the background because there was no band to support him. He tried to get the audience to join in, but they just stood there. Well, they did sing along to the chorus, but that was it. He could not even get them to clap his hands. It was so quiet you could hear Trump and Giuliani farting.

Then he had technical difficulties and said he couldn’t get his guitar to play. It was never fixed, so he did an acapella version of Achy Breaky Heart. He sounded hoarse as he walked aimlessly around the stage, and again, the audience just stood there. After the chorus, he just gave up. He proceeded to take off his jacket and threw it on the floor.

Finally, production played the music video for Could’ve Been Me, and he continued to just walk around the stage waving to the audience, who didn’t care he was there.

Finally, someone from backstage came out to get him off the stage. Without a hook as they did in Vaudeville.

I don’t know if there is anything wrong with him, but this reminded me of how The Rose ended. If you don’t know how it ended, spoiler alert: Bette Midler collapses on the stage and dies.

If you never saw it, then click here!

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Divorce does not look like it is agreeing with Billy Ray Cyrus
September 5th, 2024 under Billy Ray Cyrus. [ Comments: none ]

Billy Ray Cyrus recently got divorced from his second wife, and it is rumored that he is estranged from his daughter, Miley Cyrus.

Therefore, one could assume that this is causing him to have an achy, breaky heart. And that achy breaky heart is causing him to look like shit.

What does he want to help him look like his old self? He says, “I want my mullet back. My old Camaro … and my 8 track.” Someone get him some scisssors, and the rest will come.

Oh, and kids, 8 tracks were like big cassettes that died with Disco.

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