Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Eva Longoria is shooting down rumors that she plans to star as Beyonce Knowles’s lover in a new movie. "Stop the madness" Longoria tells PEOPLE exclusively about the false reports that she and Knowles will play a couple in an adaptation of Sarah Waters’s love story Tipping the Velvet. "Believe me, I would love to work with Beyonce one day. She’s so talented. But this is definitely not something we are doing together. It’s completely and absolutely not true." Longoria says the rumor, which she has seen repeated on numerous Web sites and even on television, started about a week ago – before she had ever even met Knowles. Many of the false reports also alleged that Sofia Coppola had been tapped to direct the film. "Beyonce and I just did the L’Oreal event a couple of days ago and we were like, ‘What is the deal?’" Longoria tells PEOPLE. "What makes me crazy is that there are quotes out there, quotes from me saying it’s true. But in fact it’s not true. And (there are) quotes of Beyonce saying it’s about time we had a female Brokeback Mountain. And we’re like, we never said that." Lawyers for the actress are trying to track down the original source of the rumor, but so far have not been able to locate it, according to the Desperate Housewives star. A spokesperson for Knowles also confirmed that the rumors are false, telling PEOPLE: "This is not happening. We’ve never heard of this film."

People 

Yawn

Beyoncé Knowles and Eva Longoria will play lesbian lovers in a new movie. The gorgeous stars have revealed they are set tView the profile for Eva Longoria on Celebrity Spotlighto star in sexy Victorian drama ‘Tipping The Velvet’. Eva, 31, said: "Yes it’s true. We are talking about doing the movie together. It’s such a wonderful novel, a beautiful love story." Director Sofia Coppola is hoping to bring Sarah Water’s novel about sexual repression to the big screen and is desperate for Beyoncé and Eva to take the roles of a 1890s music hall star, Kitty Butler, and her lesbian lover Nan Astley. Beyoncé, 25, thinks it is time the world was treated to a classic lesbian love story. The singer, who was speaking at a New York benefit for ovarian cancer, said: "We’ve haView the profile for Beyoncé on Celebrity Spotlightd ‘Brokeback Mountain’ so the time is right for this divine novel to get the same treatment." Beyoncé and Eva are said to be incredibly excited about the steamy love scenes and can’t wait for filming on the project to start. A source revealed: "They weren’t at all coy about the sex scenes. In fact they both seemed to think it would be more fun than doing the same work with a man. It’s going to be very hot." The BBC’s TV adaptation of ‘Tipping The Velvet’ caused outrage four years ago with its graphic sex scenes, which included cross-dressing and the use of sex toys.

ISE 

That casting will remain a dream for her? I doubt Beyonce’s dad would let her do it.

BOOZY Beyoncé Knowles was a very Naughty Girl at her fella Jay-Z’s aftershow party. The bootilicious scallywag downed so much bubbly at London’s Mo*vida nightclub, she turned as green as her frock and had to be carried to her car. Jay-Z, 36, banned Cristal champers from his post-Albert Hall show, after the drink’s big cheese Frederic Rouzaud slammed its association with hip-hop royalty. So the star-studded party drank vintage Dom Perignon and champagne jelly. But Beyoncé, 25, didn’t give two hoots what she was knocking back. However, the Mary Poppins of pop Chris Martin, 29, stayed off the booze and bored the R&B temptress with chat about his sprogs. His missus Gwyneth Paltrow, 33, made the most of her recently bunless oven by ditching her macrobiotic diet and guzzling red wine, lobster cocktail, filet mignon, and truffle mash. But the blonde bombshell worked off her epic feast when Beyoncé dragged her onto the dancefloor. Jay-Z said: "Beyoncé was like a green whirl on the dancefloor." We suspect that’s not the last green whirl his lady made that night, judging by this snap of the sozzled sassbucket.

Daily Snack 

It is nice to see her do something like get drunk! But I am sure her dad is going to rip her a new one over this.

You know I don’t think she looks that bad without the weave. But then again she also kind of looks like she could be one of the finalists on Flavor of Love! 

Egotastic

Seriously what is up with all of the bad photoshoots she is doing to promote this album? And is just me or doesn’t she look uncomfortable?

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