If anyone speaks Batman these days, it is Zack Snyder. So today, the director put his two cents in the hat and let us know if the Dark Knight does see the light of Oral Sex. He does.
Snyder shared an image of the Caped Crusader eating pussy, I mean, Catwoman’s pussy, and she is purring like a kitten.
So while DC Universe will not let him do it on Harley Quinn, Snyder will let him do it whenever he wants. Which he better do whenever she wants.
Good thing Superman is not part of the debate because he is faster than a speeding bullet. And women don’t need superheroes to be that quick. We get enough of it from mere mortals.
The animated version of DC’s Harley Quinn is not for kids. There is sex, drugs, and Rock’n’Roll with a lot of cursing mixed in. Therefore, a scenario where Batman is caught giving Catwoman oral sex seems normal for the series. However, DC disapproved of the storyline.
The show creators, Justin Halpern and Patrick Schumacker, talked to Variety about how DC deep 69ed, I mean deep-sixed, their plans for the scene. “It’s incredibly gratifying and free to be using characters that are considered villains because you just have so much more leeway,” says Halpern. “A perfect example of that is in this third season of ‘Harley’ [when] we had a moment where Batman was going down on Catwoman. And DC was like, ‘You can’t do that. You absolutely cannot do that.’ They’re like, ‘Heroes don’t do that.’ So, we said, ‘Are you saying heroes are just selfish lovers?’ They were like, ‘No, it’s that we sell consumer toys for heroes. It’s hard to sell a toy if Batman is also going down on someone.’”
Too bad they didn’t allow it because there are so many jokes they could have told. I am sure Marvel would have allowed it.
Talking about jokes, Comedy Central ranked the actors, who played Batman, as who eats the most pussy. To see if you agree with the ranking, then click here!
The Batman halted production earlier this year because of the coronavirus pandemic like every other movie that was being made. In the last few days, they got back to work. Only to be shut down again because of COVID-19.
“A member of ‘The Batman’ production has tested positive for Covid-19 and is isolating in accordance with established protocols,” a Warner Bros. spokesperson said in a statement to Variety. “Filming is temporarily paused.”
Hopefully, when filming resumes again with Robbert Pattinson in the title role, they will go corona-free for the rest of production. They have three months left to film and are hoping to be done by the new year. If not, then I wonder if it puts the October 1st release date in trouble.
UPDATE: According to Vanity Fair, The Batman is the one has the corona. Hopefully Robert Pattinson will be better soon.
Warner Bros released the first teaser for The Batman with Robert Pattison. I will start off with something positive; I love the name. When it comes to the rest, it is the same Batman movie with a different actor as the lead. Why can’t they change it up and make it less dark? I always feel like I am watching these movies with sunglasses, and I am not.
Do you want to see it when it comes out on October 1, 2021?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5BRjvuDZ4A
Back in 1989, DC Universe brought Batman to the big screen with Michael Keaton as the caped crusader. Now, thirty years later, the actor is in talks to reprise his role in The Flash movie.
It gets better. According to The Hollywood Reporter, if he signs on to do it, he will be like Samuel L. Jackson’s Nick Fury in Marvel Universe. As in he would be a mentor to other superheroes in the films that call for it.
If Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice turns it down, then I wonder if they will go to Val Kilmer or George Clooney. Personally, I think they should go to the latter because he looks older. That and he killed the franchise once, let’s see him do it again. I am so over superhero movies.
