If you are like me, then you loved Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and hated Charlie and the Chocolate Factory because Tim Burton destroyed the classic with his take on it. You know it was bad, but how bad?
Matt Skuta put the original side by side with the remake and you see how disastrous Tim Burton’s version truly is. He f*cked it up in every way. Don’t even get me started on Johnny Depp, he is no Gene Wilder.
By some miracle, I sat through the whole thing, but it was nearly impossible. I just wanted to cry after how horrendous one was as compared to the other. What do you think? I think Tim Burton should stop doing movies.
Oh and watch how Tom & Jerry did a much better job with it! Incredible, no?
Australian comedy duo Hamish and Andy have done some ridiculous things throughout the years like getting bit by a bullet ant, and now it looks like they have decided to clean up their act…literally.
The radio hosts decided to drive their convertible through a car wash to see what it is like. What is like? Part of me thinks that is the stupidest thing I have seen in a while, and then the other part of me totally wants to try it because they look they had so much fun. I would just skip the hot wax, I only allow that in the bedroom.
Do you want to go through a car wash with the top down or that is one ride you don’t want to go on?
First We Feast’s Sean Evan challenged Papa Roach to eat some bugs, but sadly no roaches, well besides the members of the band, were involved in this taste testing. Instead they tried Honey Roasted Crickets, Fire Brimstone Flavored Meal worms, Grasshoppers. Armor Tail Scorpion, June Bug and Bamboo Worm. How did they like it? Let’s just say they will stick to roaches since they weren’t any.
I know bugs are a good source of protein, but I will find other ways to get it. I just can’t do bugs. Eww.
via Entertainment Weekly
This Sunday at 7p after 27 seasons, America’s Funniest Videos is celebrating its 600th episode. In honor of that milestone, ABC put together a video of their most famous funniest moments. In other words, 600 groin shots in 600 seconds. That includes kicks, bites, balls to the balls, jumps, bats to ball and many more different ways people are injured down there.
So whenever you are feeling down, spend 10 minutes watching this and you will be feeling better. It is just what the doctor ordered.
Country Star Brett Eldredge woke up in hotel room in the Caribbean and all he wanted to do was take a leak, but there was a bigger trouser snake already in the bathroom. As in a real snake was sitting and waiting for him in the toilet. And he wasn’t going to have a measuring contest with him to see who was bigger because we all know who is going to win!
Anyways, eventually someone was brought in to remove the reptile and the singer finally had his throne back. I am sure the first thing he did was not go #1, but instead make the thing that resembles the slimy creature. You know what I am saying. That is if he had any left. Because if I saw that in my loo, I wouldn’t be sitting down as I did what I just said.
