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Is Richard Marx really almost 60 years old? |
| September 5th, 2023 under Are they really their age?, Richard Marx. [ Comments: none ]
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Richard Marx is turning the big 6-0 on September 16th, but you would never know it by looking at him without a shirt.
Because now and forever, he will look as young as he did when he had that mullett in the ’80s, and we were right here waiting for him. We are still waiting, but we will hold on to those nights that we can wake up and see him nearly naked, drinking orange juice. And now we know what he looks like doing so, and that is a hazard.
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Is John Stamos really 60? |
| August 24th, 2023 under Are they really their age?, John Stamos. [ Comments: none ]
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John Stamos turned the big 6-0 on August 19th, but you would never know it by looking at him. The actor shared a photo of himself taking a shower, and he looks better today than he did when he was a teenager playing Blackie on General Hospital.
Seriously, doesn’t he get better with age? We thought that Uncle Jessie was hot. But John Stamos is damn fine!
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Is Rick Springfield really 74? |
| August 23rd, 2023 under Are they really their age?, Rick Springfield. [ Comments: none ]
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Today is Rick Springfield’s 74th birthday, but you would never know it by looking at him. That is because he looks better now than he did in ’74. And he was so sexy back then.
Jessie’s girl was a schmuck because she could’ve been married to him than to whomever she said I do to. I know he tells us don’t talk to strangers, but in his case, we should make the exception.
Seriously, doesn’t he look fucking fabulous? He sang Celebrate Youth, but with him, we can celebrate all stages of aging.
Happy birthday to the first rock star I ever had a crush on.
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Is Halle Berry really 57? |
| August 16th, 2023 under Are they really their age?, Halle Berry. [ Comments: none ]
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On August 14th, Halle Berry turned 57. However, you would never know it by looking at the actress as she was about to blow the candles out on her birthday cake. She looks better now than when she started out as a beauty pageant contestant.
Seriously, she is like a fine wine. I need to know her secret. Does she have Dorian Gray painting in her house?
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Is Lenny Kravitz really 59? |
| August 11th, 2023 under Are they really their age?, Lenny Kravitz. [ Comments: 1 ]
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Lenny Kravitz shared a photo of himself with his shirt open, and I can’t stop staring at his perfect abs. How does that body belong to a 59-year-old man when men a third his age can’t even look half as good as him?
Whatever he is doing is working, and he shouldn’t stop. Mostly so that all the American women can admire his physique.
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