Earlier this week we met Pizza Rat, and today we are meeting Milkshake Squirrel. When the squirrel saw that some New Yorker threw out a perfectly good milkshake, she went into the trash, got it out and drank it. How she chugged it like that and didn’t get an ice headache, is a secret I want to know.
Now back to the NYC animals who are cleaning up the city by eating our leftovers, what do you think we are going to see next? The Fast Food Roach? The Pretzel Pigeon? The Hot Dog Dog? The Knish Kitty? What?
BTW while the animals in The Big Apple are eating anything but, the ones in Los Angeles are much healthier. Jimmy Kimmel Live captured some hidden video of Chihuahua Kale sneaking some of the green stuff.
The top animal makes me proud to be NYer and so does the bottom one!
via Matt Little
We know that NYC pizza is the best in the world. So much so that when a rat found an abandoned slice on a subway platform, he decided to take it home with him by carrying it down the stairs. Proving that not only is the pizza the best, so are the rats. Which is why I don’t miss them. The pizza, yes. Rats that can carry a whole slice down a flight of stairs, no.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=387&v=W8tHbIcqp5I
We have all seen a news interview that has gotten really catty, even a few that lead to a cat fight, and now you are seeing the best news bloopers that were a true catastrophe. That’s because cats found a way to screw them up. Funny Local News Bloopers compiled the best of them and they are more than purrfect, they meowvelous. So watch as reporters are scratched, hissed and attacked by kitties who didn’t want to be on camera. I promise it will make your Friday. Especially, the video of the guy whose thigh and balls became a fun scratching post for one cat that was anything but a pussy!
Farm owners, Peter and Netty Hazel, found a sheep on their property and it looked like it hadn’t been shaved in his whole life. So they grabbed hold of him and got him to a place where he could get his first haircut in around 6 years. When they were done, there was enough fleece to make a lot of sweaters, but not enough to put him the Guinness Book of World Records according to the AP.
When it comes to Shaun the shorn Sheep, he looked so naked and pitiful when they were done with him. Which is really sad because he was so cute when he had all of that virgin wool on him.
Kerry Gillette and her husband decided to get a dog and their cat wasn’t very happy about it. When Cato, saw his new best friend through the window, he let his meow be heard. Then when his mom told him to be quiet, he looked at her and hissed before he continued howling. A howl that was so loud all the neighbors could hear him hissing and meowing.
Did purrtesting work? Nope, the Gillettes still let the puppy in. Then after gradually being introduced to each other, they became friends.
So even though Cato hated the idea at first, he is glad his two-legged masters let the four-legged one in.
