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A peacock walks into a liquor store
June 6th, 2017 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]


Royal Oaks Liquor Store is used to getting a lot of customers in to their Arcadia, Ca store, but the other day they got one they never expected. A peacock wondered in and could not find his way out. He flew around knocking down bottles in his path causing them around $500 worth of damage according to KCBS. Eventually, Animal Control was able to capture the bird and send him to a happier place. Although, I am not sure what is happier than being trapped in a liquor store and having free range at all of that alcohol?

BTW if you come across a peacock, leave him alone. Since he is an endangered species, you can be fined up to $1,000 and up to 6 months of jail just for feeding him. No, word how much trouble you would get into for getting him drunk.

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I guess this dog thought she was reporting fake news?
May 24th, 2017 under Animals, TV News. [ Comments: none ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsqGmbke-Mk
A Russian Mir 24 newswoman was reporting on demolition, but suddenly things around her came crashing down. That is because a lovable Black Lab decided to crash her broadcast while she was live on air. When she didn’t show him love, he started to bark and jump on the table. What more could she do but tell her viewers that is why she likes cats.

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You’ve heard of rain delays, but what about a cat delay?
April 12th, 2017 under Animals, Sports figures. [ Comments: none ]


Yesterday, during the Miami Marlins vs the Atlanta Braves game a brave marlin eating cat ran on to the field. One of the players tried to get them to open the door to let it out, but a ref screwed things up when he tried to pick the kitty up.

After that, the feline ran faster than a player trying to steal a base. When the pussy got the home run sculpture, it proved it was anything but a pussy as it climbed up the fence. Finally, it found a place to make its home plate and the game went on.

What happened to the kitty? After the game ended, they tried to rescue it but it ran away.

What a way to celebrate National Pet Day and the Marlins season opener, but a cat stealing their thunder. The baseball team thought people would only be talking about them scoring 8 runs. Nope, it was all about the short stop with 9 nine lives.

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Watch this mama alligator lead her 16 babies into a pond
April 6th, 2017 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]


via GMA

Sharon Whiting looked out towards her backyard in Charlotte County, Fl and saw something that would scare the bejeezus out of most people. She witnessed a mother alligator leading her 16, yes 16, babies into the pond behind her house. Instead of picking up the phone and calling a real estate agent to find her a new place to live immediately, she used it to film all 17 of them on their journey. One short of all the holes at the golf course.

It was no small task, she says that it took the mama all day to get her little gators into the water. I am sure the lizards all slept well that night after their trip, but I doubt the Whitings did. They were probably having nightmares about them. Even though the mother is a beautiful creature.

Every now and again, I miss living in Florida and then I see a video like this. Now I don’t miss living there.

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Did you know that dogs can manipulate and deceive humans?
March 23rd, 2017 under Animals, Conan O'Brien. [ Comments: none ]


A new study out of Switzerland says that dogs manipulate their owners to get what they want. Conan O’Brien, who owns a dog, didn’t believe that his canine made him her bitch.

Then the TBS host uncovered a shocking video that shows that they truly are the masters and not the other way around.

How do I feel about this discovery? I am so glad I have cat. I know she might eat me one day, but at least I am the head bitch in charge. Or that is what I keep telling myself. Oh crap, she just read what I wrote. Send help!

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