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Even though Halloween was almost a week ago, there is one black cat who is not ready for the season to end. Yesterday, that beautiful baby ran on to the field during the NY Giants and Dallas Cowboy game and scored a touchdown in our hearts. Not only in our hearts but they also ran from the 50-yard line to the end zone in record time. The kitty did such a good job, hopefully, the Cincinnati Bengals will recruit him.
However since the Giants lost the game and they are having a bad season, maybe they should be the ones who adopt the feline for their NFL team.
When it comes to what happened to the cat, MetLife Stadium gave this update, “For those wondering about the status of our furry friend 😺 at tonight’s @Giants game 👇. The black cat ran off the field and disappeared under a seating section. Once we locate and safely capture the cat, we will take it to a veterinarian for examination.”
Once they capture it and bring it to a vet (I know a good one in NJ if you need it), I am sure there will be a lot of people who will want to give that pussy furever home.
They say if there was a nuclear war, that the roaches would still be crawling around. Point is nothing will kill them. Not even smoking cigarettes.
Don’t believe me. Tom Kretchman caught one taking a drag and it kept on going. If it moves like that with a cig, then imagine what he would be doing with a joint. You don’t have to be high to giggle over that.
BTW I am so grateful I did not know we had cockroaches that big when I lived in NYC. I think I would have moved away sooner. Either that or they have been genetically mutating since I left? Someone has been watching too many creature features this October.
Those, who walk on two legs, have been trying to do the #BotttleCapChanllenge in all different type of ways. However, it was someone, who walks on all fours, who won it the title.
Hong Snow did the spin and then used his paw to knock the cap off. Who knew a Pomeranian would be the best one at, but he is. He is also the most arfdorable.
You know the saying, “practice makes perfect?” Well, it took the dog a few times to perfect it. To see his other attempts, the click here!
Police in Loretto, Tennessee were about to bust a man for meth. As they entered his house, with a warrant, they allegedly heard him trying to flush his drugs down the toilet. Because of that man’s actions, they had a warning for their residents.
They said, “Folks…please don’t flush your drugs m’kay. When you send something down the sewer pipe it ends up in our retention ponds for processing before it is sent down stream. Now our sewer guys take great pride in releasing water that is cleaner than what is in the creek, but they are not really prepared for meth. Ducks, Geese, and other fowl frequent our treatment ponds and we shudder to think what one all hyped up on meth would do. Furthermore, if it made it far enough we could create meth-gators in Shoal Creek and the Tennessee River down in North Alabama. They’ve had enough methed up animals the past few weeks without our help. So, if you need to dispose of your drugs just give us a call and we will make sure they are disposed of in the proper way.”
What would a methed up animal be like? Scratch that, I don’t want to know. I will just wait for Meth-imals to find out. You know they are working on the movie as we speak. Forget Zoombies, this will be the scariest film about killer animals to date.
Now back to the drugged-up animals. At first, I was like, give the alligators pot because that will calm them down. Then I remembered, it will also give them the munchies. That is bad for us because we taste like chicken and they like chicken.
If someone told you that a seal could sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, you would be that is cool. However, Zola can sing that nursery rhyme and the Star Wars theme. Now that is so out of this world that it is in a galaxy far far away.
According to CBS News, Zola and two other seals, Janice and Gandalf, were taught how to mimic sounds. While Zola is the singer, the other two can mimic vowels. Dr. Amanda Stansbury and Professor Vincent Janik of the Scottish Oceans Institute at the University of St Andrews in Scotland taught them how to speak in hopes that it could “help shed light on speech disorders.”
Pretty impressive. I cannot wait to have a conversation with a seal. Hopefully, that will happen in our lifetime. If it does, then what do you say to them? Polly, want a cracker, is already taken. They will probably be like stop giving us balls to balance on our nose. Then they would tell us that they are so much better than us as they take over the world. Maybe it is not a good thing that we are teaching seals to use their voices?
