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Even puppies like when a bedtime story is read to them
May 28th, 2020 under Animals, Uncategorized. [ Comments: none ]

https://twitter.com/tperzyk/status/1253803389734907904
You know, how you can calm a child down by reading them a bedtime story? Turns out you can do the same thing to golden labs. Tim Perzyk shared a video of nine puppies being soothed by a talking purple dino (not Barney) reading a book to them.

This is all the cuteness we need today. How can you watch this and not getting all the good feels?

I am so inspired by this, I am going to start reading my cat books. Maybe it will calm her down too.

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Jennifer Irwin shares the secret on how to groom your dog’s fur at home
May 15th, 2020 under Animals, Coronavirus. [ Comments: none ]


Like barbershops, dog grooming places are closed down during the coronavirus pandemic. What happens when your puppy can’t see because their fur has grown over their eyes? You just have to do it yourself.

Have you ever tried to trim a dog’s bangs? They won’t sit still. What can you do? The Goldberg’s Jennifer Iwrin revealed what worked for her. She said, “Covid dog grooming tip: Slather peanut butter all over your legs to distract them while you cut.” Then she added, “The upside is she can see again. Downside: pretty sure we’re dating now.”

Now, you know how groom your dog like a pro. Good luck if you try that home.

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Partly cloudy with an animal interrupting the weathercast
May 13th, 2020 under Animals, Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]


A lot of weathermen are working from home, and some of them having some technical difficulties.

You know, how the late night hosts’ children are interrupting their shows? Well, the meteorologists’ pets are doing the same thing. Jimmy Kimmel Live put together a compilation of it raining cats and dogs on their weathercasts. You can say it is sunny with a chance of barking or it is going to be the purrfect day outside.

Either way, it is arfdorable and brightened up my day! I can’t wait until they have to report on the dogs of summer.

I will stop now because these jokes are arful.

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Proof cats are smarter than dogs!
May 5th, 2020 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]

https://twitter.com/DakotaLameHumor/status/1256659433029017601
When I was a kid, I grew up with dogs. Then when I was eight years old, my parents got me my first cat. As soon as we brought him home, we knew cats are smarter than dogs.

Don’t believe me? Watch this video and see how this kitty was able to outwit the puppy who was trying to play with him. Rudy went behind the gate because he knew Cordell would follow him inside. Then when he was there, the feline locked the canine inside.

What dog would have been able to master that trick? That is why I prefer cats, even though they are real sh!ts.

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This little piggy went on a police chase
April 23rd, 2020 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]


Crime is down, but it is not out. There was a pig that was out and about in Stamford, Connecticut, so the residents called the police to get that little piggy.

For over 45 minutes, three little pigs (sorry, I had to), Officer Michael Nguyen, Officer Louis Vidal, and Officer Nicholas Gelonesi, chased after the pig. Every time they thought caught it. It would get away. It went between their legs, darted to the right when they went left, and proved to be faster than them.

Eventually, they brought home the bacon. Did they turn Babe into a ham sandwich?

They brought it to Stamford Animal Control, and now they are looking for its owners. If it is your piggy that went to the market, then (203) 977-4437.

BTW You know all three of those officers from Stamford Police Department had pork for dinner after that shift.

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