Andy Cohen ended his last Watch What Happens Live of the year with some really big news. In about six weeks, he is going to be a father via surrogate! He told his viewers he cannot wait for his most rewarding chapter yet. He says that family means the world to him and he has waited his life for this.
Mazel! I bet Godparents Sarah Jessica Parker and Anderson Cooper cannot wait to help him out with whatever he needs. He has not announced that they got those roles, but who else is there?
I am also sure we are going to hear lots about the baby on his show every night. You know he is going to be just like Kathie Lee Gifford and Kelly Ripa as in talking about his child all the time. Not that that is a bad thing.
We all have misconceptions about Shia LaBeouf and yesterday a caller on Watch What Happens Live asked Lucas Hedges what is the biggest one we have about the actor.
You see Hedges is playing LaBeouf in the movie Honey Boy about the latter’s life with his father. Since the two men worked very closely together, they got to know each other very well. Therefore, Hedges was able to shine a light on LaBeouf’s bizarre behavior.
Hedges said, “I’d say the biggest misconception is, I think, that everything that he’s ever done that would be considered deplorable, he’s done from a place of, I think, really just afraid of the people around him,” Then he revealed that “He has the biggest heart, one of the biggest hearts of anybody I’ve ever met in my entire life.”
That is a lot to swallow and explains so much. I hope LaBeouf can work through that fear and return to being one of the biggest stars in Hollywood. He had a year where he was just that.
Anderson Cooper was on Watch What Happens Live and a viewer wanted to know if his mom was going to write any more books. He said that he was unsure.
Then Andy Cohen asked his friend about proofreading one of Gloria Vanderbilt’s books. That book was about all of her romantic trysts throughout the decades. What son doesn’t want to read a book like that with a fine tooth comb? No son does.
Anyways, there was one line that really got to him. It was where his mom was describing the guy she was seeing at 87, yes 87, as “The Nijinsky of cunnilingus.” Cooper had to look up Nijinsky and cunnilingus. Nijinsky was considered the best male dancer before Mikhail Baryshnikov. If you don’t cunnilingus, then there is an unsatisfied woman in your life.
But the one who is a very satisfied woman is Gloria Vanderbilt, who was still getting more action at 87 than most of us at our age. Gd bless her.
Keenan Thompson was on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen yesterday and a fan wanted to know if Kanye West was a worse musical guest on Saturday Night Live than Justin Bieber.
Thompson said that likes the Beebs, but you can tell Mr. Kim Kardashian is a whole other story. He said, “Kanye was super far, you know, off the ripper type of weirdness. The ripper of weirdness is like here, and he was like way over there.” Yet for some reason, they keep booking West on the show. Which I am sure makes no sense to anyone else but Lorne Michaels.
Thompson also addressed whether or not we could ever get a Good Burger 2 movie. He says that he and Kel Mitchell have been having meetings about it, but it is up to the higher-ups to make that call. Considering that Brian Robbins, who created All That, Keenan & Kel and Good Burger, is now the head of the Nickelodeon, I think there is a good chance it will happen. I also hope they bring back All That with the original cast including those two, Lori Beth Denberg and Alisa Reyes.
Tatiana Maslany played so many different clones on Orphan Black, but which one was her favorite? Yesterday on Watch What Happens Live, she told Andy Cohen it was Helena. Her reason is that “She was a serial killer from the Ukraine who ate everything in sight.” I think she liked playing her because she was able to go as crazy as she wanted to with that character.
When it comes to my favorite clone, it was Allison. She looked so innocent, but she was far from it. Who was yours?
