Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Andy Cohen is filling in for Kelly Clarkson on her talk show today, and he does something she does to start every episode when she shows up to work. Well, sort of.

The Watch What Happens Live host lipsynched to a taped version of the American Idol’s Since U Been Gone.

He probably should have picked a different song because it sounds like he is sending her a message about being absent from her daytime talk show for most of March.

When it comes to his performance, he should stick to dancing to Dead & Company. We all can’t be good at everything. And performing is not one of his.

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For the last two weeks, Kelly Clarkson has been missing from her daytime talk show without any explanation, and the show’s fans want to know where in the world is Kelly Clarkson?

The show has declined to say, but there are reports that she is dealing with a personal matter and that she is fine. There are also reports that she was back filming on Thursday.

So, is she back this week? The answer is yes and no.

When the show released this week’s lineups, they announced that Kal Penn would be sitting in her chair on Monday and Andy Cohen would be sitting there on Wednesday.

Then what about tomorrow, Thursday, and Friday? According to photos from the NBC Press Site, she will be back on March 18th. The episode on the 20th is the show’s 1,000th, so she will be there. Because how can you celebrate that milestone without her? And since they tape two episodes a day, she will also be there on Friday.

Now, when the episodes taped, we do not know. And they normally tape a week in advance, so that does not really tell us anything. Therefore, we should know if she is back next week. Maybe?

Will she address her absence? As of today, she has not. Even though she did announce on social media that she is releasing a duet with Rascal Flatts on Friday.

While she does not need to tell us why exactly she has been absent from her show, she should at least address it on social media by saying something like, “I need to take some time off and will be back as soon as I can. Everything is OK, and I can’t wait to be back to doing what I love as soon as I can.”

The fans get attached to their talk show hosts and get concerned when they are not there. It is the price of doing a talk show.

If you watched Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper cover New Year’s Eve at Times Square, then you saw Anderson Cooper get shitfaced because he did a Tequila shot at the top of every hour.

But how drunk was the CNN host? Cohen told Kelly Clarkson on her show that they crashed Patti LuPone’s NYE party, and the reserved denim heir was the life of the party.

I wish that the Watch What Happens Live host shared that video with all of us, just like when Anderson aired a video of Cohen dancing at a Dead & Company concert at the Sphere during their December 21st special.

Can you imagine all of the giggling Cooper did? And how hungover he was on New Year’s Day.

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Drew Barrymore has been accused of getting too close to celebrities when she interviews them on her talk show because she is very touchy-feely with them.

Would she do the same when she was on someone else’s show, like Watch What Happens Live? She did. So, did Andy Cohen like it? So much so I think he might be thinking of going straight. What do you think?

Christopher Walken has been around for a very long time. How long? He revealed to Andy Cohen on his Sirius XM show that he danced with Judy Garland at Liza Minnelli’s 16th birthday party.

How did it come about? Walken was starring in the Off-Broadway musical Best Foot Forward with a young Liza, and she invited him to her Sweet 16.

And talking about putting the best forward, was Miss Garland a good dancer? The actor said that she was “also very good looking.”

The stories he could tell. I want to hear them all, especially that fateful night with Robert Wagner and Natalie Wood.

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