ABC and The Academy made it official this morning that Regina Hall, Amy Schumer, and Wanda Sykes are going to be hosting the Oscars this year on March 27th.
As if the noms were not bad enough from a lackadaisical year of movies, these hosts are the icing of this cardboard cake.
Each woman has their merit as individuals, but not as a trio. Didn’t they learn anything from the Anne Hathaway/James Franco year? I guess not.
“Imagine having one of the funniest women in comedy today hosting the Oscars… Now, multiply that by three,” said Craig Erwich, president, Hulu Originals and ABC Entertainment. “Regina, Amy, and Wanda are comedy powerhouses who will make history as the first female trio to host the biggest night in entertainment, and we’re thrilled to have them at the helm to deliver an incredible show full of unforgettable moments and laughter.” I think he meant to say forgettable.
Last year, I got the COVID-19 vaccine on the day of the Academy Awards, so I slept through them. I am thinking I will get the fourth shot on that day, so I can sleep through them like I slept through Spencer, Being the Ricardos, and House of Gucci.
Amy Schumer is the face of Tampax, so she is taking the role seriously. So seriously, she dressed as one of their tampons for Halloween.
I guess she didn’t read the part of the contract that says strings are attached no matter what. As in, you have to promote the feminine hygiene product every day of the year.
Now, I wonder what she will be giving gifts for Christmas. I know—Tampax tampons. To the men in her life, who will be getting a box, they make great snow angels. After you craft one, you can hang it from the tree as an ornament. To her Jewish friends, dip one in some wax and use it as a candle for your Menorah. For New Year’s Eve, just dip it in an alcoholic drink and suck it up. When it comes to Valentine’s day…I will stop right there.
Amy Schumerannounced that she was pregnant after Meghan Markle, but had her baby just over an hour before the Duchess of Sussex.
After what seemed like an eternity, the actress and her husband of just over a year, Chris Fischer, finally welcomed their son at 10:55p on Cinco de Mayo. No name yet. Right now she is enjoying not being pregnant and throwing up all the time. We won’t have to hear about that until she is pregnant with baby #2. Until then, we will just have to deal with hearing all about how she never sleeps, diaper changes and see her breastfeed.
Does it not feel like Amy Schumer has been pregnant for like ever? Imagine how she feels because she is the one carrying the toddler. She posted the above photo and said, “Oh yeah does it feel to everyone like I’ve been pregnant for a long time? It must be getting annoying to you all that I’m still pregnant Well imagine how I feel mother f*ckers!!!!!! #soblessed.”
Now that I think about it, the actress announced her pregnancy after Meghan Markle and the Duchess of Sussex is still pregnant. Or is she?
Doesn’t it seem like Amy Schumer has been pregnant for years? Well looking at her now, I do not think it will be much for longer. She looks like she is finally ready to have that baby any minute now.
We also know this has not been the easiest pregnancy for her, so I bet she cannot wait to be a mom already. Even though she had a day where she finally was able to keep all of her food down.
BTW After Alanis Morissette posted a photo of herself very pregnant even though she had already given birth; my theory is when celebrities post photos like this, it is because they already had the baby or they are in labor like Jessica Simpson. Therefore, I expect to hear that she and Chris Fischer will be, if they are not already, parents any day now.
