I thought that Mel B got her Spice Girls’ name Scary Spice because of her attitude, but now I am thinking it is because of what she wear. Seriously, what the f*ck did she wear on America’s Got Talent tonight? I think she was going for a rainbow on a cloud, but I think she looks scarier than It’s Pennywise on his worst day. What do you think?
Heidi Klum is a naturally beautiful woman, as you can see at the beginning of this video when she is wearing no makeup. Then see how even more gorgeous she is when makeup and hair work their magic on her so she is camera ready for America’s Got Talent. It is hard work to be a beauty, but she makes it so look so simple.
Seriously, isn’t it cool to see how much work and makeup goes into to making someone go from off the street to ready to be on camera? Imagine if they spent all that time on her, how much they must spend on Simon Cowell?
Last week, Simon Cowell made a bad joke about Mel B’s wedding night, so she threw her drink in his face and walked off the America’s Got Talent set. Well, I guess she is still holding some resentment towards her boss because she stabbed him multiple times yesterday on the Variety show.
Before you think, why wasn’t his murder reported by all the press? That is because he is not dead nor did he shed any blood. So what happened? Mind reader Colin Cloud staged a 7-minute mind f*ck to solve the King of Mean’s murder. And you cannot solve a crime without one, so they staged one.
Now getting from point A to point B is beyond fascinating to watch. I came to see Cowell get stabbed, but stayed for the amazement of it all. Be prepared to be blown away. So much so, you are going to think he has to win it all! It would be a disgrace if he doesn’t bring home to the $1 million prize.
Yesterday on America’s Got Talent, Simon Cowell made a joke that Mel B did not like. So much so, she threw her drink in his face and walked off the stage with Heidi Klum.
What did he say that infuriated her so much? During one of the performances, something went wrong and host Tyra Banks wanted to know how the King of Mean felt about it. He told her, “I reckon this would be like Mel B’s wedding night.” The audience gasped and laughed as Scary Spice’s mouth dropped to the floor. Then she grabbed her drink and threw her water at her boss before walking off on live TV with her co-judge Heidi Klum.
As she was walking off, he continued on with joke. He added, “A lot of anticipation, not much promise or delivery.” The joke hit her hard because in case you did not know, she in the middle of a nasty divorce with her ex.
Was the joke that bad? Not really. Therefore, when AP talked to her after the show, they wanted to know what was going through her mind at that moment. She told them, “I don’t know, he just said something annoying and I threw water on him. Simple as that.” Then when they asked why she walked away, she explained to them, “What else can you do. I am not going to sit there to listen to what else he got to say. Even though he is my boss, I’m the boss!” With that she walked away from the interview like she walked away from Cowell.
The morale of the story, don’t make any jokes about her marriage unless you want to pay the consequences.
Howie Mandel loves to play pranks on people and he got to do one on the people auditioning for America’s Got Talent. The bald headed comedian put on a wig, glasses, makeup and made himself look like a woman and checked in people who wanted to be on the NBC show to see if they would recognize the judge. Did they know it was him dressed as a her? Not a single person did because he was actually believable as woman. Watch him below and tell me if you would have known it was him because I would not have known.
