Steven Tyler posed for Haute Living and he is looking hot. Hot as in steamy. Not because of the steam coming from the hot shower. It is because the 71-year-old is making my glasses steam up.
If that is what senior citizens look like naked, then I want a sugar daddy!
We all know that Steven Tyler is a tall man, and know we know he is all legs. The Aerosmith singer shared the above photo and said, “WHEN I SEE YOU GUYS SITTIN’… I’ll DO THIS AND KEEP (SH!T EAT) GRINNIN’”
Imagine looking and seeing that? It reminds of when I went to the circus as a kid and the clowns were on stilts. Maybe he is, after all, we know he is a clown.
Steven Tyler lost his voice and he was looking for a way to tell his fans his show tonight with Aerosmith is cancelled. Since he cannot vocalize it, he came up with a creative way to get the message across. He wrote “out of order” on piece of paper and placed it over his throat.
Hopefully, he will be better soon because his voice needs to be heard and not silenced.
Steven Tyler was seen pooping on a toilet in the street, so has he hit hard times? He wrote this with the photo, “I’M SHITTIN’ PRETTY @Ryanseacrest … BUT I REALLY NEED TO WIN YOUR RADIO (( TO PAY MY BILLS FOR A YEAR )) CONTEST BRO.” Sounds like he has if his Aerosmith money doesn’t cover his bills for the rest of his life, his children (that he knows about) lives and his grandchildren’s lives.
Did he win? The radio DJ actually made a funny with his response, “Hopefully you’re ok with being the runner-up because unfortunately it appears you’re finishing number 2.” Because toilet humor is always funny!
Seriously, I love that the singer is always willing to go there and he does.
Yesterday, I got an email that Aerosmith is getting a star on The Hollywood Walk of Fame on February 14th, and I was like how do they not already have one? Turns out that they were granted one in 1999, but have not collected it until now or should I say on Valentine’s Day.
Ana Martinez, Producer of the Hollywood Walk of Fame, said, “Finally! We have been waiting a long time to honor Aerosmith with their star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Aerosmith is one of the greatest rock bands in the world and we expect many fans will be ‘Crazy’ excited to see them honored!”
Maybe they should rename it Hollywood Walk this way of Fame in honor of the band?
BTW I wonder who else never claimed their stars and how long they have to claim them? You would think after nearly 20 years, the would be like thank you, next.
