Steven Tyler has written a memoir called Does the Noise in My Head Bother You? and in it he revealed intimate details of his life. ABC News has several excerpts from the book and here are a few of them.
The Aerosmith lead singer admitted that he has been with a man, so will he Walk That Way again? He said, “Gay sex just doesn’t do it for me. I tried it one time when I was younger, but I just didn’t dig it.”
Now Janie can’t have a Gun but he has demands about how she takes care of herself, “As dirty as my mind is, my body’s pretty clean. Kelly [one of the Aerosmith entourage] always made sure the girls were in the shower when I got in the room. I liked my pulchritude pristine! I can’t kiss a girl that’s been stage diving with 500 other guys.” But he has done worse with more girls than that one girl has stage dived with, so who is he to make that judgement? Just saying.
And now we know Dude Looks Like Lady so how in tune is he with his feminine side? His answer explains a lot, “I’ve been misquoted as saying that I’m more female than male. Let me set the record straight — it’s more half and half, and I love the fact that my feelings are akin to puella eternis (Latin for “the eternal girl”). What better to be like than the stronger of the species?”
I am so getting this book, but I have a feeling I will need a shower afterwards. And Steven Tyler that is not a proposition!!! Oh wait he is 5 handfuls down there, maybe it is…
Guns N’Roses former drummer Steven Adler was talking to TMZ and for some reason they asked him about Extenze, the pill that is supposed to make men bigger down there. Well here was the answer he gave them, “Those extending pills don’t work – I’ve tried them! After seeing Steven Tyler’s rig with five different girls’ hands wrapped around it. I’m lucky if I take my clothes off at all after that. I was devastated!â€
No wonder the Aerosmith singer keeps giving the female contestants on American Idol, as Jimmy Kimmel Live puts it, Creepy Leers. He has such a big schLONG down there that he is thinking about sex five times as much. You know a time for each handful! And it also explains why Dude Looks Like a Lady, I think he is thinking about sex so much that if he dresses like a woman he is ready to go whenever needed, even if there aren’t any women to help him out.
OK this is so an image I didn’t need of the AI Judge.
Stevie Wonder was a guest on American Idol yesterday and after the show Steven Tyler and him hung out. Looking at the Aerosmith singer with the Motown legend, I have to wonder if he is saying to him, “Now that you have the earphones, can you see me now?” Seriously doesn’t it look like that is what he is asking him?
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Steven Tyler escorted his daughter Liv to the premiere of her movie Super and I have to wonder if that is how a father and daughter are suppose to kiss? Seriously what is up with that lip lock? I think this tops Angelina Jolie and James Haven’s smooch at the Oscars in 2000 in creepiness, don’t you agree?
Now having said all of this, I do think they look really cute together…when they aren’t lip to lip.
Steven Tyler joined American Idol as a judge and no one is really talking about what he is saying to the contestants. What everyone is gossiping about it is the way he is looking at the (really) young women auditioners on the show. So Jimmy Kimmel Live decided to milk that and add a new segment to the show called “Steven Tyler’s Creepy Leer of the Night.” I think the first edition of the segment was perfect and I can’t wait to see what they do tonight on the ABC talk show at 12:06a after we see the Aerosmith’s singer’s fourth attempt to be the new Paula Abdul on the Fox reality show.
