Seriously? OMG! WTF? » Ladies Steven Tyler might look lady, but he is 5 handfuls down there!!!
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[ # ] Ladies Steven Tyler might look lady, but he is 5 handfuls down there!!!
May 9th, 2011 under Aerosmith


(photo from WireImage)

Guns N’Roses former drummer Steven Adler was talking to TMZ and for some reason they asked him about Extenze, the pill that is supposed to make men bigger down there. Well here was the answer he gave them, “Those extending pills don’t work – I’ve tried them! After seeing Steven Tyler’s rig with five different girls’ hands wrapped around it. I’m lucky if I take my clothes off at all after that. I was devastated!”
No wonder the Aerosmith singer keeps giving the female contestants on American Idol, as Jimmy Kimmel Live puts it, Creepy Leers. He has such a big schLONG down there that he is thinking about sex five times as much. You know a time for each handful! And it also explains why Dude Looks Like a Lady, I think he is thinking about sex so much that if he dresses like a woman he is ready to go whenever needed, even if there aren’t any women to help him out.
OK this is so an image I didn’t need of the AI Judge.

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