Guns N’Roses former drummer Steven Adler was talking to TMZ and for some reason they asked him about Extenze, the pill that is supposed to make men bigger down there. Well here was the answer he gave them, “Those extending pills don’t work – I’ve tried them! After seeing Steven Tyler’s rig with five different girls’ hands wrapped around it. I’m lucky if I take my clothes off at all after that. I was devastated!â€
No wonder the Aerosmith singer keeps giving the female contestants on American Idol, as Jimmy Kimmel Live puts it, Creepy Leers. He has such a big schLONG down there that he is thinking about sex five times as much. You know a time for each handful! And it also explains why Dude Looks Like a Lady, I think he is thinking about sex so much that if he dresses like a woman he is ready to go whenever needed, even if there aren’t any women to help him out.
OK this is so an image I didn’t need of the AI Judge.
Stevie Wonder was a guest on American Idol yesterday and after the show Steven Tyler and him hung out. Looking at the Aerosmith singer with the Motown legend, I have to wonder if he is saying to him, “Now that you have the earphones, can you see me now?” Seriously doesn’t it look like that is what he is asking him?
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Steven Tyler escorted his daughter Liv to the premiere of her movie Super and I have to wonder if that is how a father and daughter are suppose to kiss? Seriously what is up with that lip lock? I think this tops Angelina Jolie and James Haven’s smooch at the Oscars in 2000 in creepiness, don’t you agree?
Now having said all of this, I do think they look really cute together…when they aren’t lip to lip.
Steven Tyler joined American Idol as a judge and no one is really talking about what he is saying to the contestants. What everyone is gossiping about it is the way he is looking at the (really) young women auditioners on the show. So Jimmy Kimmel Live decided to milk that and add a new segment to the show called “Steven Tyler’s Creepy Leer of the Night.” I think the first edition of the segment was perfect and I can’t wait to see what they do tonight on the ABC talk show at 12:06a after we see the Aerosmith’s singer’s fourth attempt to be the new Paula Abdul on the Fox reality show.
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Steven Tyler went on The Late Show with David Letterman yesterday and he entered the studio I was reminded of one of his songs…Dude Looks Like a Lady. Seriously if it wasn’t for the soul patch, I would think that J-Lo wasn’t the only female on the American Idol judging panel.
In his defense without those sunglasses he looks a little more manly. As you will be able to see in the below interview from the show where he tells the gap-toothed host that he used to snorted Lunesta. He then added that he has given up that habit. Is it wrong for me to seceretly wish he would get that monkey back on his back because seeing him high on snorted Lunesta would be the only thing that would get back to watching AI. Not that I want him to blow his recovery, but it would make the show more fun.
