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Adam Sandler can write some funny songs, but then some of the other ones are sad. Today, he released his newest one, and it is called We’re Never Gonna Shake Hands Again. I have to admit that it just brought a tear to my eye.
However, those tears of sadness became tears from laughter as I watched the music video that goes along with the song. Now, I don’t know what emotion to have.
All I know is I want to shake someone’s hand after that, and I want to shake someone’s hand now. I miss shaking hands.
Back to Sandler, his voice sounds like an early ’80s New Wave singer on this song. Do you hear that too?
Adam Sandler filmed his new Netflix movie Murder Mystery all over Italy. If you are in Italy, you eat and eat and eat until you cannot eat anymore. Then you wat again.
He ate so much that he told Conan O’Brien yesterday that when he returned home, he thought he was having a heart attack. As he was lying in bed with chest pain, he thought how his family is going to miss him. Then he thought, should I call 9-1-1?
Finally, it hit him like a ton of bricks. He had a brick of sh!t growing inside of him. He went to the bathroom and let all of Italy flow out of him. In other words, all those yummy carbs had created a big old crap in him. The only way to get rid of it was to sit on the porcelain Gd for five minutes and poop until there is nothing left.
Ever since then, he has never felt that pain again. Did he learn his lesson? Probably, not! Who would? Italian food is too good to pass up. Even if it takes forever to pass.
Adam Sandler was answering Ellen DeGeneres’ burning questions and she wanted to know which of his leading ladies is a better kisser, Drew Barrymore or Jennifer Aniston? Since he only plays a schmuck in movies, he rightfully answered that question by saying Chris Rock. Rock was not the answer to the previous question, so I guess the Water Boy did not want to leave the Diva out. Well, Rock is not as big as a Diva as David Spade according to Sandler. The more you know.
Another reason why Sandler might not have answered the question is that he has a Netflix movie coming out with Aniston on June 14th. If he said Barrymore that would not have been the only Murder Mystery in Jen’s life.
To see the trailer for Murder Mystery, then click here!
In case you did not know this, Gloria Estefan sings the reworked theme song for Netflix’s remake of One Day at a Time. But for the third season, they are changing things up. The Cuban born singer announced today that she will guest star on the fan favorite sitcom about a Cuban-American family living in Los Angeles.
The Conga singer will be playing Mirtha, Lydia’s (Rita Moreno) baby sister and arch-nemesis. I can totally see that because her and her TV niece Justina Machado have a lot of similarities between them. Plus, I can see Estefan having a lot of fun with this role.
This was not the only big casting announcement made by Netflix today. They also revealed that Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler will be working together on their 2019 feature Murder Mystery. The two worked together in 2011’s Just Go With It,
The movie is being described as, “When a NYC cop (Sandler) finally takes his wife (Aniston) on a long promised European trip, a chance meeting on the flight with a mysterious man (Luke Evans) gets them invited to an intimate family gathering on the Super Yacht of elderly billionaire Malcolm Quince. When Quince is murdered, they become the prime suspects in a modern day whodunit.”
I have a feeling this will be the first of many endeavors between Netflix and Aniston.
How many times have you thought to yourself, when was the last time that Adam Sandler made me laugh? Well, he found a way to do it, it just was not in one of his movies. The actor was posing on the red carpet at the Gotham Awards, when someone informed him that he forgot to zip up. Instead of running to the nearest bathroom, he fixed himself up right then and there. And that is the funniest thing he has done since Fifty First Dates in 2004. Actually I enjoyed Blended, but not many others did.
