Adam Sandler has a black eye after an accident in his bed. And it turns out that is not his worst recent injury.
Yesterday, when the Sandman was on The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon, the actor told the host a story about his recent trip to Spain. When he was there, he went for a swim in the Meditteranean. The water there is very salty, so everything floats. And I do mean everything.
As the comedian was in the water, he noticed everyone was naked because it was a nude beach. He decided to give it a go and took off his bathing suit. That caused his testicles and fishing hook to float up to the water.
It must’ve looked yummy because some seagulls thought it was a fish, I am sorry, worm, and tried to take a bite out of it. But when they got closer, they realized it was not what they thought it was and flew away. He thought he was in the clear until he saw another seagull that thought it looked like a Wendy’s french fry.
And now he will never go nude again, and the seagulls are happy about that.
Adam Sandler was on Good Morning America today, and he had a black eye. Before the anchors could start interviewing him about his Netflix movie Hustle which starts streaming on Wednesday, they had to know what happened to him.
In typical Sandler fashion, there is a funny story behind it. The comedian explained that he was sleeping in bed, and the sheets were tucked in too tight. So, he decided to kick the sheets to loosen them up. However, he forgot that his phone was in the middle of the bed. Therefore, when he kicked up the sheet, it caused the phone to go flying and hit him right below his eye. Even though he felt there was blood on his face, he was too tired to do anything about it at that moment.
Sandler doesn’t think it looks cool, but the people on the streets of NYC think it gives him street cred. As a NYer, he is right. It does! That’s how we roll in the City.
Talking about black eyes, Michael Strahan better hope LeBron James doesn’t give him one after this interview. Why? When Sandler told the former football player that he has a similar build as the basketball player and James could’ve played with the pigskin too, the GMA host responded with “No!” And then he added, “But I could’ve played basketball.” Strahan, those are some fighting words, and my money would be on LeBron.
Adam Sandler’s two leading are Drew Barrymore and Jennifer Aniston. Recently, Twitter debated who he should have his 51st first date with. Today, when the wedding singer was on Drew’s daytime talk show, they talked about that.
Of course, he said he liked them both equally. Then Drew suggested that the three of them do a movie with the actresses riding off into the sunset without him. I say they should do it. What about you?
They can play his ex-wives, and they are reuniting for his third wedding. The two of them hate him so much, and they are out to destroy. Only to find out they are both still in love with him. Then the two of them fight over him, and the third wife-to-be is caught in the middle of all of the mayhem. Until there is only one winner, Sandler’s fourth wife-to-be. Now all three of them would rather go to his funeral rather than his wedding. They can call it Four Weddings and Funeral. Isn’t that an awesome title for a movie? Never been done!
When it comes to who should be the ultimate winner, Drew hands down! Who doesn’t love her more than Aniston? Besides her friends, of course.
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Adam Sandler can write some funny songs, but then some of the other ones are sad. Today, he released his newest one, and it is called We’re Never Gonna Shake Hands Again. I have to admit that it just brought a tear to my eye.
However, those tears of sadness became tears from laughter as I watched the music video that goes along with the song. Now, I don’t know what emotion to have.
All I know is I want to shake someone’s hand after that, and I want to shake someone’s hand now. I miss shaking hands.
Back to Sandler, his voice sounds like an early ’80s New Wave singer on this song. Do you hear that too?
Adam Sandler filmed his new Netflix movie Murder Mystery all over Italy. If you are in Italy, you eat and eat and eat until you cannot eat anymore. Then you wat again.
He ate so much that he told Conan O’Brien yesterday that when he returned home, he thought he was having a heart attack. As he was lying in bed with chest pain, he thought how his family is going to miss him. Then he thought, should I call 9-1-1?
Finally, it hit him like a ton of bricks. He had a brick of sh!t growing inside of him. He went to the bathroom and let all of Italy flow out of him. In other words, all those yummy carbs had created a big old crap in him. The only way to get rid of it was to sit on the porcelain Gd for five minutes and poop until there is nothing left.
Ever since then, he has never felt that pain again. Did he learn his lesson? Probably, not! Who would? Italian food is too good to pass up. Even if it takes forever to pass.
